COVID-19 humour

**Naki Rat** · 27th March 2020, 11:00

Found this little gem. Very clever and humourous way to get the message across.

Buggar. Another version blocked. If you want to enjoy this video just search YouTube for "Coronavirus Rhapsody" as it seems the copyright people are playing 'wack-a-mole' with new posts.

**george formby** · 27th March 2020, 15:33

Luckily I heard that this morning, clever. And a bit eek.

Posted by a Kiwi on ADV. Gave me a good chuckle.

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**mashman** · 27th March 2020, 15:53

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**mashman** · 27th March 2020, 15:55

On the plus side. On April 5th, the clocks go back an hour so we're all going to get an extra hour at home.

**Bonez** · 27th March 2020, 16:14

Originally Posted by mashman

On the plus side. On April 5th, the clocks go back an hour so we're all going to get an extra hour at home.

Thank fuck we got ride of two deceitful bitches, a brain dead 14yo and her 34yo psycho mother two weeks before this whole thing got underway.

Living with them would have been a total nightmare for the rest of the household.

**sidecar bob** · 27th March 2020, 16:50

Originally Posted by Bonez

Thank fuck we got ride of two deceitful bitches, a brain dead 14yo and her 34yo psycho mother two weeks before this whole thing got underway.

Living with them would have been a total nightmare for the rest of the household.

I'm very fortunate to be locked In with just my cheerful & chatty wife, who delights in cooking delicious meals, and doing other fun stuff.

**98tls** · 27th March 2020, 17:13

**mashman** · 27th March 2020, 18:32

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**Naki Rat** · 27th March 2020, 22:10

**Naki Rat** · 29th March 2020, 09:10

Another take on the isolation theme

**mashman** · 30th March 2020, 06:52

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"