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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    Correct figures, everyone knows this shit, it's not rocket surgery. Now tell us what would have happened if we didn't lock down?
    About the same number of women that die of of breast cancer every year may have died from it if you use the mashman "probably" method.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    Now tell us what would have happened if we didn't lock down?

    Yep, this is the important part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    About the same number of women that die of of breast cancer every year may have died from it if you use the mashman "probably" method.
    I would have used the factual 3.4% mortality rate
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
    Yep, this is the important part.
    It is the best decision, a fucking hard one, but the best one for the long term. Think of it like an investment.

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    This thread used to be good.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    It is the best decision, a fucking hard one, but the best one for the long term. Think of it like an investment.

    Certainly agree with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    This thread used to be good.

    Getting it back on topic: I read that Donald Trump thinks antibiotics are used to treat viruses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
    Getting it back on topic: I read that Donald Trump thinks antibiotics are used to treat viruses...
    So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.
    The numbers reported from China are believable. Now that's gotta be joke #1 in all this

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.

    Yeah, but they're not President of the "greatest country in the world". Trump is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
    Yeah, but they're not President of the "greatest country in the world". Trump is funny.
    Two other world leaders with the two most populous countries in the world behind them would also agree with the Donald on that point, and in one particular case many other points. Trump is not funny. You should never poke fun at elderly people with dementia.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Two other world leaders with the two most populous countries in the world behind them would also agree with the Donald on that point, and in one particular case many other points. Trump is not funny. You should never poke fun at elderly people with dementia.

    Got any data?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
    Got any data?
    Nah. Say something funny. (Anecdotally, you can't get an Indian or Chinese person out of a Drs surgery without them if they have a cold)

    India has an Govt advertising campaign using a rat to try and stop people demanding antibiotics as an anti-viral. Under 5s in China get flucloxicilin as a matter of course if they have a cold. Just a couple of examples. Plus Modi is a fucking idiot of the highest calibre.



    Then went and proved he can't cope with a satirical news show.



    Has a lot in common with Trump's narcissistic, populist profile, don't you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.
    Trump is reported as saying "People are dying now who have never died before"

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Nah. Say something funny. (Anecdotally, you can't get an Indian or Chinese person out of a Drs surgery without them if they have a cold)

    India has an Govt advertising campaign using a rat to try and stop people demanding antibiotics as an anti-viral. Under 5s in China get flucloxicilin as a matter of course if they have a cold. Just a couple of examples. Plus Modi is a fucking idiot of the highest calibre.
    Then went and proved he can't cope with a satirical news show.
    Has a lot in common with Trump's narcissistic, populist profile, don't you think?

    My understanding is antibiotics are used to treat any bacterial infections that can come about due to a virus attacking the body and are prescribed accordingly.

    Both Modi and Trump are a distinct worry.

    John Oliver however, is brilliant.

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