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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I reminder distinctly .




    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    A virus: It's ironic that the religious are refusing to believe in something that is, Invisible...
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    Knowing how old some of you guys are, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgT2TxfCmIY topical message may both amuse and perhaps bring to mind a memory or two...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Knowing how old some of you guys are, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgT2TxfCmIY topical message may both amuse and perhaps bring to mind a memory or two...
    Yes I can admit to having played that game, but I don't feel old

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Knowing how old some of you guys are, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgT2TxfCmIY topical message may both amuse and perhaps bring to mind a memory or two...
    Age is in the mind they say and fortunately I have lost my mind so I don't feel old at all...except in the morning maybe.
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    Men and women are dying from the Coronavirus in greater numbers than all the other genders combined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Men and women are dying from the Coronavirus in greater numbers than all the other genders combined.
    Other genders... There are only 2 man... Well there's them sorts born with both they have a fancy name like formaldehide or some shit like that...
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    Actually man look onto it. I was blown away watching some program on Netflix about intersex people.

    I'm not talking about gay people who some say want to play another gender.

    They (intersex) are amongst us but it is totally hidden through shame imposed on them by Christian belief that you can only have two set genital types and best operate as children to correct the issue and raise them as boy or girl.

    Its fucking shameful that it has been so hidden by 'correct thinking" society- read : - want to hide Gods contradiction.

    Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads. How do you feel about that statistic,?

    Have a look at it. Geez it would be a tough road. But that's the hand some are handed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Actually man look onto it. I was blown away watching some program on Netflix about intersex people.



    Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads. How do you feel about that statistic,?
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    Well if yapping to a red head and they said "i got shagged last night" though not that interested a simple reply would follow,the other raises to many questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post

    Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads.
    FUCK you... bring my kind into this, we either have a cunt or a cock, if its covered in a superior shade than hitlers kind then we win... and WTF (WHAT THE FUCK) is a bloody intersex... that aint no gender...


    ... do they come in ranga?

    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Well if yapping to a red head and they said "i got shagged last night" though not that interested a simple reply would follow,the other raises to many questions.
    ARSE HOLEEEEEEeeeee
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Actually man look onto it. I was blown away watching some program on Netflix about intersex people.

    I'm not talking about gay people who some say want to play another gender.

    They (intersex) are amongst us but it is totally hidden through shame imposed on them by Christian belief that you can only have two set genital types and best operate as children to correct the issue and raise them as boy or girl.

    Its fucking shameful that it has been so hidden by 'correct thinking" society- read : - want to hide Gods contradiction.

    Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads. How do you feel about that statistic,?

    Have a look at it. Geez it would be a tough road. But that's the hand some are handed.
    Christian belief?

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    Well, those pricks are usually behind shame and oppression, but read any religious sect, just the western world where I live is infected by that brand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    Other genders... There are only 2 man...
    It was a piss-take over the "alphabet genders" that cropped up before the Wuhan flu' arrived. LGBGTSTDQRWTF crowd.





    Anyway, today's joke for the KB massif:


    On the plus side, technically, every piece of advice that Donald Trump issues raises the average IQ in the US. It's not the scientists and engineers drinking bleach.

    Educational reform at it's finest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I reminder distinctly .




    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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