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    COVID-19 humour

    Found this little gem. Very clever and humourous way to get the message across.


    Buggar. Another version blocked. If you want to enjoy this video just search YouTube for "Coronavirus Rhapsody" as it seems the copyright people are playing 'wack-a-mole' with new posts.

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    Luckily I heard that this morning, clever. And a bit eek.

    Posted by a Kiwi on ADV. Gave me a good chuckle.

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    Manopausal.

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    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    On the plus side. On April 5th, the clocks go back an hour so we're all going to get an extra hour at home.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    On the plus side. On April 5th, the clocks go back an hour so we're all going to get an extra hour at home.
    Thank fuck we got ride of two deceitful bitches, a brain dead 14yo and her 34yo psycho mother two weeks before this whole thing got underway. Living with them would have been a total nightmare for the rest of the household.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Thank fuck we got ride of two deceitful bitches, a brain dead 14yo and her 34yo psycho mother two weeks before this whole thing got underway. Living with them would have been a total nightmare for the rest of the household.
    I'm very fortunate to be locked In with just my cheerful & chatty wife, who delights in cooking delicious meals, and doing other fun stuff.

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    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Another take on the isolation theme


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    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
    very, closely:
    "Are - my - test - results - back?"
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Can't see what some have posted so i hope it's not a repost.
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    Life saver..

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