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    22nd March 2020 - 19:34
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    Motorbike Fart joke

    A lady wakes up one morning and pops off and it goes Honda. She farts again and it goes, Honda.

    Off to the doctors. Excuse me doctor. Everytime i pop off,, it goes Honda. The doctor says. "Can i have a look?" She bends over and the doctor says. i see you have an Abcess.
    And everyone knows. Abcess makes the fart go Honda?

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    oh fuckin dear.

    True story. . . When my son was being toilet trained, about 17 years ago, I told him that it would help, if when he pushed he said honndahhh,
    This method seemed to work quite well.
    , I didn't realise how well until a few years later I walked into the crowded public toilets down by the hairpin at the Paeroa street circuit to hear Honndahhh!! Coming from the cubicle, it was him.

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    Thats really funny sidecar. I told one of my kids when they started school. Dont get too smart or you wont get on the dole when you grow up.

    Quick SHTF joke. How do you recycle toilet paper? You beat the crap out of it.

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