SQUID PURITY TEST - FOR THE_DOVER

**The_Dover** · 26th October 2005, 07:10

Originally Posted by John

well remeber to "bite the pillow harder" when I am dealing it to ya - because I am going to pitch a few fast "balls".

eh funny

I'd like to see you try, I really would.

**John** · 26th October 2005, 07:12

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'd like to see you try, I really would.

OHHH ITS ALL IN YOUR EYE.

SORRY BAD AIM :\

**Sniper** · 26th October 2005, 07:16

Im really confused at how this is turning out........

**John** · 26th October 2005, 07:20

Originally Posted by Sniper

Im really confused at how this is turning out........

OH YOUR CONFUSED? I CAN FIX YOU UP WELL GOOD?

**RiderInBlack** · 26th October 2005, 07:22

Originally Posted by Sniper

Im really confused at how this is turning out........

She's right Sniper, just some "baby squids" squirting ink in each other's eyes.

**SPORK** · 26th October 2005, 07:24

Originally Posted by Sniper

Im really confused at how this is turning out........

Yes, hopefully this half of the thread can be chopped out to PD...

**Colapop** · 26th October 2005, 07:39

Originally Posted by John

OH YOUR CONFUSED? I CAN FIX YOU UP WELL GOOD?

Yep you guys keep it up. You'll wake Sarge! Then there'll be a whole lotta reaming going on!

They're called Squids coz of the number of suckers, right?

**Sniper** · 26th October 2005, 07:47

I see, thanks John, but I'll pass matey

**Colapop** · 26th October 2005, 08:06

Originally Posted by Sniper

I see, thanks John, but I'll pass matey

Just make sure you don't pass out when he's about - you might get a rude awakening!

**SARGE** · 26th October 2005, 08:26

Originally Posted by Colapop

Yep you guys keep it up. You'll wake Sarge! Then there'll be a whole lotta reaming going on!

They're called Squids coz of the number of suckers, right?

im awake.. just watching.. (i get the winner..)

What is a Squid?
Someone who assumes more risk when riding than the person calling the name thinks is reasonable.

squid (skwid) n. 1. a motorcyclist who exaggerates his riding ability by attempting dangerous tricks. 2. a motorcyclist who wears grossly inadequate safety gear, typically shorts, T-shirt, and flip-flops. [Naval term for young sailor; typically one on leave with money to spend on a motorcycle. Believed to be an acronym for Stupid, Quick, and Inevitably Dead. Or Super QUick, Inadequately Dressed. Which is why I don't mkut much faith in acronyms as sources of words.]
Yes, “squid” is a pejorative term, whether in its original usage for referring to members of the Navy by other members of the armed forces, or in its current usage of referring to those riders of sportbikes of limited talent and overarching recklessness. Should you be concerned that he’ll bust you in the chops? No. He’s wearing sandals, shorts, a T-shirt and baseball cap on backwards: if he tries to punch you, grab the hem of his shirt and pull it over his head. While he’s blinded, stomp on his unprotected feet with your own engineer boot-clad real-motorcyclist feet. Now that he’s hopping around on one foot with his shirt over his head, knock him over, pants him, take his bike for a spin and dump it in a ditch. You’re saving him the trouble of running it into the ditch himself, and a lot of road-rash besides, and you get a ride on a nice bike out of it for your trouble!

**texmo** · 26th October 2005, 08:41

Originally Posted by SARGE

What is a Squid?
Someone who assumes more risk when riding than the person calling the name thinks is reasonable.

squid (skwid) n. 1. a motorcyclist who exaggerates his riding ability by attempting dangerous tricks. 2. a motorcyclist who wears grossly inadequate safety gear, typically shorts, T-shirt, and flip-flops. [Naval term for young sailor; typically one on leave with money to spend on a motorcycle. Believed to be an acronym for Stupid, Quick, and Inevitably Dead. Or Super QUick, Inadequately Dressed. Which is why I don't mkut much faith in acronyms as sources of words.]
Yes, “squid” is a pejorative term, whether in its original usage for referring to members of the Navy by other members of the armed forces, or in its current usage of referring to those riders of sportbikes of limited talent and overarching recklessness. Should you be concerned that he’ll bust you in the chops? No. He’s wearing sandals, shorts, a T-shirt and baseball cap on backwards: if he tries to punch you, grab the hem of his shirt and pull it over his head. While he’s blinded, stomp on his unprotected feet with your own engineer boot-clad real-motorcyclist feet. Now that he’s hopping around on one foot with his shirt over his head, knock him over, pants him, take his bike for a spin and dump it in a ditch. You’re saving him the trouble of running it into the ditch himself, and a lot of road-rash besides, and you get a ride on a nice bike out of it for your trouble!

Enter The_Dover

**The_Dover** · 26th October 2005, 08:49

Originally Posted by texmo

Enter The_Dover

Yeah, I do so many dangerous tricks on my bike and did the full Coro loop in nothing but jandals, stubbies and a wife beater.

Squidilicious baby, just call me Calamari Boy.

(erm, how many of you fairies have actually ridden with me again?)

**John** · 26th October 2005, 08:55

Originally Posted by The_Dover

(erm, how many of you fairies have actually ridden with me again?)

I TOLD YOU I WILL NOT FUCKEN RIDE YOU, NOW STOP FUCKEN CRYING ABOUT IT OK.

**Colapop** · 26th October 2005, 08:59

Originally Posted by SARGE

im awake.. just watching.. (i get the winner..)

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What is a Squid?

Squids are good. They buy beer for you to prove how manly they are. When they're pissed and fallen down (or not even pissed) ya take their wallet and buy more beers.
Squids get pissed on when they're passed out.