Cuckoo Clock

[Qkchk:Me]

Anyoone heard of this one?

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls; I promised
my husband that I'd be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed
for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order
to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
"around midnight." Much to my relief, he didn't seem pissed off at all!

Whew!! Got away with that one, I thought.

Then he said, in a wide-eyed innocent voice, "We need a new cuckoo
clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3
times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table & farted."

[Coyote]

Heard it before but still a good laugh

[Back Fire]

hahah, not bad at all

[ducatilover]

LMFAO, thats a good one

[oldrider]

You dun good Qkchk, real good. LMFAO. Osca material.

[Potzman]

Thats awesome!
I like it
Must have been bloody hard for him to keep a straight face.

[mstriumph]

and the band played "believe it if u like"

[Qkchk:Me]

Even when I read it now, I still have a chuckle....hmmmmm married life...

[_Shrek_]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'.... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock'.

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said; oh shit', Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted !!!!

[Pedrostt500]

Blardy Cuckoo Clocks Cant trust the buggers.

[FJRider]

I've always had problems with those chinese made cuckoo clocks...

[McJim]

I thought she would get to 8 and then remember she didn't have a cuckoo clock (Wrong house)

[BALZYBUELL]

that is farkn awsom,you crack me up:rofl

[Quailboy]

Baha, snap! 10 points for effort

[Edbear]

Sorry if it's a repost...



The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT' ...
he didn't seem pissed off in the least...
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh s**t.'

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,



cuckooed another three times, giggled,



cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.