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    Protest went well, thanks for asking.
    Great to know that you all care.
    Thanks.

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    Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.
    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .
    "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.
    "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
    "Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
    "Well, be off with you," said the troll.
    A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
    Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.
    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
    "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.
    "Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
    "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
    "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.
    But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .
    Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.
    "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
    "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.
    "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
    Well, come along! I've got two spears,
    And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
    I've got besides two curling-stones,
    And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.
    Read the first sentence then became uninterested.

    Writing long novels without any paragraph structure & direction must be a boomer thing.

    Tip #1 Don’t write novels, get to the point - it’s embarrassing.

    Tip #2 At least paragraph your stories, doesn’t hurt to break it up a little.

    Tip #3 Get better stories, something with real content, a good hook.

    With all due respect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Read the first sentence then became uninterested.

    Writing long novels without any paragraph structure & direction must be a boomer thing.

    Tip #1 Don’t write novels, get to the point - it’s embarrassing.

    Tip #2 At least paragraph your stories, doesn’t hurt to break it up a little.

    Tip #3 Get better stories, something with real content, a good hook.

    With all due respect.
    Funny you mention that. Tinker Bell has said the exact same thing to other KB members.
    I believe that is being hypocritical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Read the first sentence then became uninterested.

    Writing long novels without any paragraph structure & direction must be a boomer thing.

    Tip #1 Don’t write novels, get to the point - it’s embarrassing.

    Tip #2 At least paragraph your stories, doesn’t hurt to break it up a little.

    Tip #3 Get better stories, something with real content, a good hook.

    With all due respect.
    Who's a Boomer? But what does that have to do with it?

    You didn't need to read it, the point was quite obvious. But I'll spell it out. Typing slowly so you can keep up.

    The story Billy goat gruff is about trolls. I just googled and Cut'n'pasted.

    This whole thread is an obvious Troll.

    That was the, obvious, point. Obviously.

    The highlighted section at the end was just a mistake of colour formatting but I couldn't be bothered fixing it up. -cause I didn't think anyone would try to read much past the first line.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Who's a Boomer? But what does that have to do with it?

    You didn't need to read it, the point was quite obvious. But I'll spell it out. Typing slowly so you can keep up.

    The story Billy goat gruff is about trolls. I just googled and Cut'n'pasted.

    .
    You never have been very original with any of your posts here Tinker Bell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    The story Billy goat gruff is about trolls. I just googled and Cut'n'pasted.

    This whole thread is an obvious Troll.
    So is it “Troll” with a capital or “troll”? I see you can’t seem to make up your mind on that one.
    That’s called inconsistent capitalisation. I’ll spell it out a little easier for you - yuse gotta be consistent wif da capitals bro.

    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    That was the, obvious, point. Obviously.
    I see you love your commas. Is that because you can’t string a sentence without taking a few breaths? Serious question.

    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    The highlighted section at the end was just a mistake of colour formatting but I couldn't be bothered fixing it up. -cause I didn't think anyone would try to read much past the first line.
    Ask yourself what you did wrong here. I’ll give you all day so take your time mate.
    And next time be a little more original please.

    Take this as a learning curve.

    With all due respect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    So is it “Troll” with a capital or “troll”? I see you can’t seem to make up your mind on that one.
    That’s called inconsistent capitalisation. I’ll spell it out a little easier for you - yuse gotta be consistent wif da capitals bro.



    I see you love your commas. Is that because you can’t string a sentence without taking a few breaths? Serious question.



    Ask yourself what you did wrong here. I’ll give you all day so take your time mate.
    And next time be a little more original please.

    Take this as a learning curve.

    With all due respect.
    Well done young man. But I suspect Tinker Bell will not get it being a narcissist n all.

    Kind regards

    Bonez

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    Yawn. See ya.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Yawn. See ya.
    My apologies if I have upset you Dave, just simply trying to help.

    As you were.

    Kind Regards,
    Dean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Well done young man. But I suspect Tinker Bell will not get it being a narcissist n all.

    Kind regards

    Bonez
    Thanks Bonez.

    I think I may have upset him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Thanks Bonez.

    I think I may have upset him.
    Tinker Bell is like that. Goes off and has a wee cry. Can't handle getting what she gives.

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    Wow.

    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.
    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .
    "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.
    "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
    "Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
    "Well, be off with you," said the troll.
    A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
    Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.
    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
    "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.
    "Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
    "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
    "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.
    But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .
    Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.
    "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
    "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.
    "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
    Well, come along! I've got two spears,
    And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
    I've got besides two curling-stones,
    And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.
    HI DAVE.

    Look champ, im into riding bikes ,not reading books. I really, really, really can not be fucked reading your book. Its 2020, reply with under 100 words. THANK.

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    He’d be a great short story author In kids fiction.

    Just I would have to spell check/edit it.

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