Angry Mrs

[Bonez]

Sell the wife, marry your mate on the condition he gives you a blow job three times a week and keep the trike as well as the Speedmaster.

[Bonez]

Excuse me you made another auto correct mistake with the “urined”.

You can wank me later, the pleasure is all mine.

Dean, my SI KB nephew, do you realise spyder has developed quite a good grip in his right hand after decades of riding a m/c? So good that it will pull your little willies nob off. Now that would be bloody humorous though if you know what I mean. Also I suggest you don't ask spyda to give you a blow job as he loves to bite right through cheerios.

[ellipsis]

Dean, my SI KB nephew

...you are taking the piss I hope...or am I seeing a genetic correlation here...

[jellywrestler]

Also I suggest you don't ask spyda to give you a blow job as he loves to bite right through cheerios.

Hey, I'm playing hard to get at the moment mate. Although, give me a few more beers and i'll be playing hard to get rid of.....

[ellipsis]

Hey, I'm playing hard to get at the moment mate. Although, give me a few more beers and i'll be playing hard to get rid of.....

...that's more of an age thing than a bent thing...

[Dean]

...you are taking the piss I hope...or am I seeing a genetic correlation here...

His side of the family has ‘cheerios’, I inherited ‘bratwurst’ from my other side.

[Dean]

marry your mate on the condition he gives you a blow job three times a week

But......you’re his only mate on his friend list here on KB?

F5 Dave can be the registered marriage celebrant.
“Du Yu tek dis guys hand 4 life?”

[Bonez]

But......you’re his only mate on his friend list here on KB?

F5 Dave can be the registered marriage celebrant.
“Du Yu tek dis guys hand 4 life?”

I am happy to be a witness. I'll bring a taiaha so I can poke some sense into Tinker Bell with it.

While I'm there I'll introduce her to my imaginary other self who posts under other KB usernames.

[Bonez]

It's refreshing to see posts from those with a sense of humor. For those that don't The Warehouse has a two for one special only for a limited time only. So get them while you can as there is quite a demand for them.

[Kb2020dope]

Hey pals you all just need to simmer down. I started this thread because I had a small issue. THIS HAS SNOWBALLED! I do not want everyone on kiwi biker fighting. Please just SIMMER

[Bonez]

Who, prey tell, is fighting?

If you are going to hang around KB you'll need to get use to this.