
Originally Posted by
sugilite
Now I'm intrigued! You know the Seuss' estate and publishing people personally?
I don't need to - there's enough circumstantial evidence to make a reasonable conclusion.

Originally Posted by
sugilite
There once was a demonlord, who while at "work" would get rather bored. Now he liked a good Seuss story, almost as much as a cashed up pro brexit tory.
So while fending off another sugi zinger, he would flatten that with an overweight democrat opera singer!
When work was over, it was on the bike for a blat, looking suspiciously like a modern day cat in an odd shaped hat.
Who is this cat in an odd shaped hat, riding the bike that goes blat, blat, blat - why that that would be the guy on the hunt for a questionable stat. Or something like that - that cheshire grinning cat

Are we doing Poetry?
Okay:
Hello all, I am Sugilite.
I'm back in NZ, on an airline flight
Occasionally upon politics I bite
I'm not on the left but neither the right
When people upset me I ignore them out of sight
This KB forum can sometimes be a plight.
What's this? Covid? That gives me a Fright!
And now I'm down in the Dump
I hate Donald Trump
He gives me the Hump!
And so for relief I poke the DemonLord
For I know he will reply, because he is Bored.
And things that he says, well they leave me Floored!
Now on this new issue, he makes claims I dismissed
For with DL, it's always those pesky old Socialists
and despite all the signs that they're nouveau Communists
Such as we are trained Marxists
and here is our protest symbol, a fist.
Au Contraire, these counter-points leave me pissed
And so I will ping-pong with the one called Bonez
Do we love or hate? we can't tell from the Moans
And so with this poem, that's inflated like loans
Shall be finished off - as I hate typing on phones.
Physics; Thou art a cruel, heartless Bitch-of-a-Mistress
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