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“the worst 90 seconds of my life”
'Least impressive sex I ever had'
Anorak
Worst 90 seconds and most unimpressive sex of a pornstar who has made over 1000 movies
“the worst 90 seconds of my life”
'Least impressive sex I ever had'
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More hopium aye.... no actual arrest as he voluntarily attended court and now the case has been postponed til December. I guess that’s how long of a distraction they need to clean up the ukraine saga...
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket - Eric Hoffer
Hardcore Biker
No actual arrest...True because he responded to the Summons to attend the Arraignment.
https://ww2.nycourts.gov/COURTS/nyc/...nment-glossary
From NYC Criminal Court - Glossary of Terms: Just so we all understand the whole process, moving forward.
Arrest - When the police take a person into custody on probable cause with or without a warrant.
Summons - An appearance ticket requiring a defendant to appear before the court for arraignment on an underlying accusatory instrument.
Accusatory instrument - A written accusation filed with the court charging the defendant with one or more offenses.
Indictment - A document that contains the felony (and perhaps also misdemeanor) charges that were voted by the grand jury.
Arraignment - The court proceeding during which a person is informed of the charges against him or her.
Grand Jury - A group of citizens who decide whether the prosecutor has enough evidence to pursue felony (and perhaps also misdemeanor) charges against a person.
Prosecutor - A lawyer who represents the government in criminal cases (also known as the Assistant District Attorney or A.D.A., the People, or the prosecution).
Offense - Conduct for which a person may be sentenced to a fine or jail. This is a very broad term and includes felonies, misdemeanors, violations and infractions.
Defendant - A person or corporation charged with committing an offense.
Felony - An offense for which a sentence to a term of imprisonment in excess of one year may be imposed. For the purpose of sentence, felonies are divided into five categories or classes: A, B, C, D and E felonies. Class A felonies are divided into two sub-categories: A-I and A-II felonies. Class A felonies carry the longest jail sentences and class E felonies carry the shortest jail sentences for felony cases. Jail sentences for misdemeanor and violations or infractions are even shorter.
Release on Recognizance (ROR) - To be released from custody without bail while a case is pending. This is often referred to as parole.
Trial - A court proceeding during which a judge or jury decides whether a person is guilty or not guilty of the charges against him or her.
Testify (testimony) - To speak under oath.
Conviction - When the court enters a plea of guilty or a finding of guilt by a jury or the Court.
Sentence - A punishment prescribed by law and imposed by a judge following a conviction.
Geriatric hoon
You might have to explain the connection between a judge employed by the New York state government and events in Ukraine?
The judge is bending over backwards in an effort to avoid a gag order on Trump but Trump is not reading the signs. If a gag order is in force and he carries on as he is now he could potentially find himself in a cell. Again, the judge will try to avoid it but Trump just can't take a hint.
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Why are you talking to that cretin? Ukraine is probably some conspiracy of the Jews and lizard people to truck driver politics. No intelligent interaction will come from that quarter.
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We all know everything’s run like an old boys network. The charges against Trump are fairly minor in grand scheme of things it’s just a helpful soundbite distraction.
The media sold us the story that evil Putin was waging war against Ukraine, but he wouldn’t win as he was running out of weapons, had cancer, had dementia and would be ousted by the oligarchs, and then ousted by the citizens. It turned out none of that happened except for the war part which is stillness going on.
The USA and other countries donate (get rid of old stock) weapons and the military industrial complex gets to make billions selling the replacements to USA taxpayers.
The longer all this drags on the clearer the picture becomes to average joe. So the elite need a smokescreen to distract us while Russia grinds away at what is left of the Ukraine eligible fighting population before zelinsky is forced into a settlement or exit.
There’s too many questions that will be asked and lucky we have the trump show to distract
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket - Eric Hoffer
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Dear Ol' Average Joe is Very F'n Average.
In fact...50% of the population are Below Average!.....
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THe scary thing is 10% of the population are now considered too dumb by the army to even be trained as a basic soldier...Dear Ol' Average Joe is Very F'n Average.
In fact...50% of the population are Below Average!.....
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket - Eric Hoffer
Geriatric hoon
This is an announcement from Gym Jordan, Congressional Judiciary Committee chair, to advise he is taking his clown show to New York. There is also a reply from a spokesperson for Alvin Bragg the prosecutor who has attracted Jordan's ire by indicting his Lord and Saviour Donald J Trump. So far it's Bragg 1 Jordan 0.
Sorry, I can't get them in the right order.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Embracing mediocrity
Which just suggests that there are no grounds to challenge the charges, so the only option left is to play the man, presumably in the hope they can get rid of him in favour of someone more sympathetic.
Or the timing could just be complete coincidence
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Geriatric hoon
In todays news Jordan has been presented with a fifty page legal action alleging he is unlawfully interfering in an ongoing criminal action in New York.
He was warned and he should be concerned because that's exactly what he has been doing.
Update: The action is primarily designed to stop Jordan's ongoing "investigation" including the issuing of subpoenas to current or former staff of the Manhattan District Attorney.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Anorak
Thats all right, they can become truck drivers just like you.....
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Geriatric hoon
Now, now. We don't want excessively stupid people in charge of high velocity behemoths on our roads.Thats all right, they can become truck drivers just like you.....
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Anorak
I hear what you are saying
We dont want more excessively stupid people in charge of high velocity behemoths on our roads.
TBH i haven't seen a army truck driver for a long time, but they used to be all over the road.
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