Fines on an unregistered bike.

[ellipsis]

...hmmmmm...

[TheWolfOfCanaryWharf]

The new type of 'baddie bikie' around my region is the MMM types... boosting around town on V-rods with 500 section rear tyres and red nike's


Nike Bikies....

Wear boots y'all. I've been on the internet, I've seen what strawberry jam on the pavement looks like.

[Bonez]

Egg. 10 char.

Thank you for quoting me. Now Mr 170kph and the other ladies will see it

[pritch]

Egg.

That reminds me of a story I came across in a book written by a former Police Inspector, the one who used to front that Auckland crime show, Police 10/7 (?).

He recounted a court room incident involving a Black Power member. The prosecuting lawyer had managed to piss off the BP member who proceeded to nut off at him. The Judge interceded and told the BP member that he couldn't speak to the lawyer like that.
"Sorry sir, but the cunt's an egg".

It's mildly amusing to note that the most insulting part of that is the word 'egg'.

The lawyer mentioned is now a judge, and there were occasions when in court as part of my job, he was presiding. Recalling this little tale provoked an inward smile.

[Bonez]

That reminds me of a story I came across in a book written by a former Police Inspector, the one who used to front that Auckland crime show, Police 10/7 (?).

He recounted a court room incident involving a Black Power member. The prosecuting lawyer had managed to piss off the BP member who proceeded to nut off at him. The Judge interceded and told the BP member that he couldn't speak to the lawyer like that.
"Sorry sir, but the cunt's an egg".

It's mildly amusing to note that the most insulting part of that is the word 'egg'.

The lawyer mentioned is now a judge, and there were occasions when in court as part of my job, he was presiding. Recalling this little tale provoked an inward smile.

I remenber a saying from a famous kiwi actor in a movie " Cook me some eggs bitch!"

[rastuscat]

I remenber a saying from a famous kiwi actor in a movie " Cook me some eggs bitch!"

I was more quoting "Boy", as in "You're an egg"

[roogazza]

That reminds me of a story I came across in a book written by a former Police Inspector, the one who used to front that Auckland crime show, Police 10/7 (?).

Graham Bell, great old style cop ! Funny as a fit, talked about Scumbags, Shitkickers, Mongrels etc etc.
There's a recording somewhere with all his little comments.

[onearmedbandit]

There's a recording somewhere with all his little comments.

He's great!

[Bonez]

I was more quoting "Boy", as in "You're an egg"

Which is an oppropriate responce at someone poking a bit of fun at that persons make of motorcycle.

Of course that response gets over dramatised by an old coot on KB.

[sugilite:Me]

Wow, that Police Ten 7 host sure had it in for boner

[scumdog]

The new type of 'baddie bikie' around my region is the MMM types... boosting around town on V-rods with 500 section rear tyres and red nike's


Nike Bikies....

You forgot to mention the ape-hangers on the V-rod...

[FJRider]

You forgot to mention the ape-hangers on the V-rod...

I've seen a patched member with Ape Hangers on a Ducati once.

They're out there ...

[roogazza]

NZ Superbike???

[Bonez]

NZ Superbike???

Sheit I just almost choked on my morning capochino.

Probably an airforce lad taking the piss out of customs. Or a plumber.

[Hoonicorn]

I'm assuming that parking tickets are not that same as police tickets, so they go to the council? The parking wardens are hired by the councils to manage parking, so wardens don't have to look for bikes to ticket for old or missing reg/wof. The wardens I've seen chalk car tires and stuff but never look at the car's reg/wof.

Soooooo...

bikes in most of the world get to park for free without a time restriction like P60 or whatever. For councils to get money from motorcyclists, they go for the reg/wof and whatever they can - low tire tread, missing mirrors? I'll wager that if you're on a bike with an old or missing reg/wof and you park in town during the day, you're odds of getting ticketed are higher than if your car was missing those things.