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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    It was more thinking that I had certain things in the Pantry - only to find that they weren't there or were expired or that the kids had used them the night before or something else - and so I went for a period of about an Hour trying to come up with some form of acceptable breakfast, only to be thwarted by a single missing item, which I would ordinarily be able to get from the Supermarket.

    And so I pulled out my well-worn Atheist hat and grumbled at being forced to observe a religious custom I don't subscribe to and be without Breakfast.
    Parental law 1. If you have kid's ... there is seldom all the things in the pantry you thought there was.

    Parental law 2. Missing a meal your kids ate is good for you. You seldom die from missing one meal.

    What was missing from your pantry ... the steak, eggs, or chips ... ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    ... what you want then becomes what God wants too, and it is delivered in a mysterious way.

    Usually ... 20 minutes after you really needed it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Usually ... 20 minutes after you really needed it ...
    heh... only 20 minutes. You must be one of the chosen ones. I generally get it when I don't need it. Must be a patience test that I keep failing, coz the statement "Oh, there the fuck that fucking thing is." hasn't yet been replaced with a more upbeat satiric/cosmic giggle/wry/etc... "Oh, there that thing is.".
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    You have lost the plot. Abuse of children is occurring in a lot of places ... and not just in the churches.

    Teachers are a group that were always in the limelight as a group that have had members abusing children.

    There have been plenty of other people that are (were) held in high regard in our NZ society ... and found to be abusing children.


    Why single out Priests ... and give it as an example why God doesn't exist ... ???
    I thought I gave 4 answers.

    Ok heres another. Why did the Byzantine (or Holy Roman empire) fall? A bastion of spreading christianity. It was overrun by the ottomans. Islam wins. Perhaps that is the right religion you should convert to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Parental law 1. If you have kid's ... there is seldom all the things in the pantry you thought there was.

    Parental law 2. Missing a meal your kids ate is good for you. You seldom die from missing one meal.

    What was missing from your pantry ... the steak, eggs, or chips ... ??
    First it was the Weetabix

    Then it was the Milk

    Then it was the Lettuce

    Then it was the Hash Browns

    Then it was the Flour

    Then it was the Eggs
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    It just so happens that, unlike the two photos I mentioned, I've never seen a photo such as that. To save you racking your brain, nor have I seen a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Confucianist or Taoist in such a pose. Just the two I mentioned. The religions of peace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    I thought I gave 4 answers.

    Ok heres another. Why did the Byzantine (or Holy Roman empire) fall? A bastion of spreading christianity. It was overrun by the ottomans. Islam wins. Perhaps that is the right religion you should convert to?
    Try answering questions that were asked.

    Conversion tables always confuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    heh... only 20 minutes. You must be one of the chosen ones. I generally get it when I don't need it. Must be a patience test that I keep failing, coz the statement "Oh, there the fuck that fucking thing is." hasn't yet been replaced with a more upbeat satiric/cosmic giggle/wry/etc... "Oh, there that thing is.".
    Try being more polite. She is God you know. She's just doing it to piss you off ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    First it was the Weetabix

    Then it was the Milk

    Then it was the Lettuce

    Then it was the Hash Browns

    Then it was the Flour

    Then it was the Eggs
    You can buy all that at any Z station ...

    Missing one meal wont hurt you ... I've been told you're a fat prick anyway ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    You can buy all that at any Z station ...

    Missing one meal wont hurt you ... I've been told you're a fat prick anyway ...
    It was the Principle.

    And I'm a Fat Cunt cause I'm hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    It was the Principle.

    And I'm a Fat Cunt cause I'm hungry.
    So ... you're a fat cunt with principals ... Who knew .. ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by R650R View Post
    Jackpot... sorry this will really mess with your head, Christian Israeli woman in IDF tells her story...

    https://www.israeltoday.co.il/read/w...stian-officer/

    You’ll have to learn to be more inclusive and accepting now Taranaki is the poster child Rainbow Region 😂😂😂😂😂


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    An interesting story about the Christian Israeli / Christian Arab, depending on who's talking. Total propaganda of course. What is puzzling is why you posted it. It has no relevance to what we were talking about.

    As for the rainbow billboard in Taranaki. I didn't know it was there, hadn't seen it. Hadn't seen the rainbow crossing either. Neither would bother me, some people love to complain, and they don't all live here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    ... What is puzzling is why you posted it. It has no relevance to what we were talking about.
    If you're losing the argument ... change the subject.

    He does that to me too ... nothing new there ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Try answering questions that were asked.

    Conversion tables always confuse me.
    You asked only one question. Why single out priests and give it as an example? As a compound question it is still only one.

    If God existed he wouldn't allow his representatives to perform such abuse in the very establishment of worship.


    Ok: Holy Roman empire falling to another religion. Go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    You asked only one question. Why single out priests and give it as an example? As a compound question it is still only one.

    If God existed he wouldn't allow his representatives to perform such abuse in the very establishment of worship.


    Ok: Holy Roman empire falling to another religion. Go.
    Ummmmmmmmmmm ... we were discussing Jews ... then YOU started discussing Catholic priests.

    Stay off the drugs ... they play havoc with your memory.

    I have not deleted any posts of mine in the thread ... go back and see for yourself.

    Please try to stay ON TOPIC ...
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