couple of crap jokes.

[soundbeltfarm]

whats the difference between gay sex and a microwave?

microwave wont brown your meat.




what did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged.


whats the smallest hotel in the world?

the vagina because you have to leave your bag outside.


whats the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

what does a rubics cube and a penis have iuun common?

the longer you play with it the harder it gets.

whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

you cant hear a enzyme.


whats gray sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?
a kidney dialysis machine.


what goed clip clop , clip clop, bang , clippety clop, clippety clop?

an amish drive by shooting.


how do you cure homosexuality?

lip balm! put it on your arse and it will keep the chaps away.

whats the definaition of trust?

2 cannibals going down on each other.



how do you castrate a priest?

kick the altar boy in the back of the head.

[Sensei]

You have to come ridng with us abit more Karl your showing sign's Rideightess

[Blackadda]

Stoopid enuff to laugh at! but your right..............they are crap!