But of course!! Tee hee...Originally Posted by Big Dog
No they would go "crick crick"
Deus ex ukulele
But of course!! Tee hee...No they would go "crick crick"
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Nana
What goes..................
Pink,
Black,
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Pink,
Black,
Pink,
Black,
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Pink,Black,Pink,Black,Pink,Black,Pink,Black,Pink,B lack,Pink,Black,
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W h i t e.
A negro having a w!@#
Nana
Before all the flames come pouring in I am not racist, just the best jokes are!
Nana
Why do women have such crap depth perception?
Because they are always being told this is 6 inches....
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I thought the "E" stood for "etc".....
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This is SUCH a good thread.....I have been laughing out loud each time I check it. Thanks Celtic.
Nana
I guess this version must be for those who realise that even a remote cant go and get the dvd from the store or put it in the machine.lol.
Nana
Quasimodo due to his unfortunate deformities had a really bad riding accident and lost both arms. But with the help of acc he was rehabilitated to ring the church bells by taking a running leap at them and hitting them with his forehead.
Well a couple of years later he takes a holiday and so his brother comes to ring the bells in his abscence. Osh by this time has been involved and deemed the ropes too unsafe to have in the work place, so Quasimodo has to teach his brother to ring the bells with his forehead.
Well while quasimodo was on holiday his brother was ringing the bells and having a grand old time leaping about and headbutting the bells but as was sure to happen eventually he missed the one of the bells and fell to his death.
One of the police men asked the preist "Who was he?"
"I don't know I never met him all I know is that his face rings a bell."
Forum whore
A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and liking the continual good weather, settled down for a day of sunbathing. He fell asleep and after a whole day his legs were sunburnt beyond belief and he could hardly stand the pain.
So he goes to the doctor for treatment. The doctor looks at his sunburnt legs and said "well, you realize that this is only a small village surgery and in reality I've got nothing at all to help you. However, try this" and he gives him one tablet of Viagra!
So the man says "but I've got acute sunburn what's a Viagra tablet going to do??" The doctor says "basically nothing at all for the sunburn, but it will help to keep the sheets off of your legs tonight!!"
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
i always thought it was Washing Ironing Food and Entertainment.
i've only got an E in my house....
and i thought the woman was the odd one out, as it is the only one that couldn't be easily turned on, or do as it was told
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How do you get four elephants into a mini?
Two in the front and two in the back
What's yellow and black and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
Fair weather rider
Do you know the motto of the Christian, Dyslexic Bestiality Club?
In dog we thrust.
old enough to know better
Lucky Dog
Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my dinner and my owner's two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I bit her. Now they are going to put me to sleep." The German Shepherd said "I was at the park and mauled this annoying little poodle yesterday and now they are going to put me to sleep." The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful twenty two year old woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I mounted her ." "So are you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others. "No, I'm here to have my nails clipped!"
Send Me a Bike or Else
A little boy at Christmas time is writing to Santa. He writes, "Dear Santa, I've been a good boy all year, please can I have a bike." Then he thinks that's not quite true, so he starts again and writes, "Dear Santa, I've been good all week, please can I have a bike," but again he thinks it's not quite true, so he writes another letter. This time he writes, "Dear Santa, I've been good all day, please can I have a bike." He's still not happy with it however and he thinks, 'Christmas isn't just about Santa.' So he runs downstairs and grabs the toy Mary from the nativity set. He takes the model back up to his room and writes a fourth letter. "Dear Jesus, I've got your mother and if you want to see her again, send me a bike."
4 wheels move the body
2 wheels move the soul
Draco occidentalis magnus
Okay here's one for the girls:
Q: Why do men snore when they sleep on their back?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapour-lock!
And for the guys:
Q: Why don't women fart as much as men?
A: Because they don't shutup long enough to build up the required pressure!
You lot are a bad influence on me.
Take it weetbix YEA ERM
Q1: Why did the women cross the road?
Q2:Wuts the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Plastic Bag?
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