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A joke - rude so don't read if you are offended easily
Okay well I thought maybe we could do with a laugh b/c there seems to be some serious stuff being debated and who doesn't like a good joke!
Here goes!
2 Nuns were riding on their bicycles down a road, one Nun says to the other one...
"I've never come this way before"
The 2nd Nun replies...
"Yeah, it's the gravel."
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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2 Nuns in a bath....Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
Okay well I thought maybe we could do with a laugh b/c there seems to be some serious stuff being debated and who doesn't like a good joke!
Here goes!
2 Nuns were riding on their bicycles down a road, one Nun says to the other one...
"I've never come this way before"
The 2nd Nun replies...
"Yeah, it's the gravel."
one says
"Where's the soap?"
the other replies
"Yes it does doesn't it!"
I want to know the end of the joke in Finding Nemo about the mollusc and the sea cucumber.
This mollusc walked over to this sea cucmber...well he didn't walk actually..molluscs don't have legs or feet......so this mollusc goes over to this sea cucumber......
Does anyone know the rest....could anyone make up the rest of the joke?
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Four nuns in a bath
Two were playing hymns
[This is funnier if you read it out loud]
Two nuns return late from a night out to find the nunnery's gates locked. As they're climbing back over the wall one says "Oh I feel like a commando!" to which the other says "So do I, but where can we find one this time of night?"
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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And says "Hey man, is that a krill in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??"
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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ROFLMAO
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He actually managed to finish it at the end of the movie, didn't he?
Didn't he?
Damn you, I can't remember what the bloody punchline was. I have to go rent the DVD now.
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Does he? I'll have to check out the DVD...ooops...I sold the DVD player.....still I can play it on the PS2....whoops sold the TV....guess I'll have to miss some KB time and watch it on the PC.He actually managed to finish it at the end of the movie, didn't he?
Didn't he?
Damn you, I can't remember what the bloody punchline was. I have to go rent the DVD now.
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Workin' Socially!
2 Nuns in a bath....
one says
"Where's the soap?"
the other replies
"Yes it does doesn't it!"The same person told me that one too. Heh heh.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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What's black white and red, and can't turn round in a ten-foot space?
A nun with a javelin through her head
I have numerous baby jokes but they may be a bit sick even for this forum......
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Nothing, is too sick for this forum!
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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Oh well, cann't resist a joke forum....
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,screaming,romantic session, she turned on the lights.She looked down....and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device...a vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him,"how could you be lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy...you explain the kids!!!"
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
.
Okay then. (SPman: I liked your one a lot - okay if I pass it on??)
What's more fun than pinning a baby up to a rotary clothesline by it's ears and spinning it round at 160KPH?
Stopping it with a spade.
What's more fun than nailing babies up on the wall?
Ripping them off again.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was nailed to the back of a chicken.
Why have babies got soft spots in the tops of their heads?
So the doctors can carry them five at a time.
I did warn you.......
I'd rather be thinking
This is a joke I came across in France:
A man kept telling his wife she looked like a slut because she would always sit and sleep with her legs wide apart. He told her if she kept doing that her guts would eventually fall out. To no avail. He decided to teach her a lesson, so went to the butchers and bought a string of sausages, some tripe, blood and other offal. Then in the morning while she was sleeping he put them between her legs, then went off to work. When he came home he found his wife looking a bit sheepish, and finally she confessed. "But it's O.K.," she said, "I managed to get them all back in."
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The Finding Nemo punchline.....
"With fronds like these, who needs anenomes!" Ta Da.
Lynda...you shouldn't have got me started..
What's black and taps on windows? A baby in a microwave.
What's red and white and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
A better stop there...they get even worse.
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now where's some dirt!
Got a few more:
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow and floats at the top of a pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face.
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