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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Be thankful you're not having to use that greaseproof brown Jeyes cut sheet stuff that all the schools used to get issued with
    John Wayne toilet paper, it don't take no shit from indians

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Speights Old Dark will take care of that
    Bulimia in a bottle

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    ...a leaf out of the parlez vous frog people's book...you only need a hole in the ground or floor, blokes and sheilas use the same hole and a bidet works fine...a hose would suffice though...

    ...and think of the time saved at the supermarket, lined up behind the wankers with two boxes of coca cola, forty bags of bluebird chips and two huge trees worth of shit-house paper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post

    Apparently high production costs wiped the profit so they flushed the NZ plant.

    Sorry.
    And you’ll see more of that as the international shipping cartels keep their prices jacked up in the “new normal”.

    Anyone dealing in a low value commodity is in danger zone with the big rise in international shipping costs. It’s crazy that pulp was imported when we have several major pulp mills in NZ that export the stuff....
    While trying to find accurate data it seems Quilton is quite woke, lots mention on website about sustainable , ethical blah blah.... go woke go broke.....

    A 2010 article has another major player counting numbers too....

    Won’t be long before the Greens ban it and we all have to use bidet instead

    The whole worlds turned to .... ��

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    Get youselves a bum gun.
    No more bogroll needed.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Well when I was down south on tour, a motel had good bog roll. Turns out it was Paseo. I'm early in the testing phase but it appears to be the next best thing.
    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
    Think I'll go, back to sleep.
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    Everybody listen, do yours say, what mine says?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Get youselves a bum gun.
    No more bogroll needed.
    It's on my Christmas list...

    Manopausal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    It's on my Christmas list...
    The Japanese love affair with toilets & gadgetry is a huge rabbit hole to go down...
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Well looky looky. There is stock somewhere. My local P&S yielded me this on Saturday.


    Hmm, picture to go here when it behaves.
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    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
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    Look, I'm pretty much at the end of testing phase and here is my result.

    Paeso is the equal of Quilton. I think it is more expensive but I shielded that from my comparison to not cloud my judgement. But in score of , well let's not get too gross but it stays together and isn't like sandpaper and you can wet it. Impressed.
    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Look, I'm pretty much at the end of testing phase and here is my result.

    Paeso is the equal of Quilton. I think it is more expensive but I shielded that from my comparison to not cloud my judgement. But in score of , well let's not get too gross but it stays together and isn't like sandpaper and you can wet it. Impressed.
    You can wet it?

    More fiber in the diet, perhaps.

    Or you could be using kitchen roll. Were you wearing your reading glasses when you checked the label?
    Manopausal.

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    About 3rd wipe, helps clean. Helps if your sink is next to bog. Clean hand turns on tap.
    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
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    You filthy bastard.

    Are you part French by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Are you part French by any chance?
    Ah memories...

    A long time ago in a galaxy far away I spent a week or so in a French fort in Paris. First kiwi in the morning would flush all the urinals and open the windows. The smell made your eyes water. First Frenchman in would shut the windows. To be fair it was bloody cold.

    The shit houses were of the hole in the floor variety and we learned that you needed to be fully prepared to depart before you flushed. The contents would overflow on to the tiled floor necessitating a rapid exit as they chased you out of the stall.

    Makes you appreciate modern plumbing.
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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