Erect against Alzheimers!

[george formby]

Viagara to treat Alzheimer's, who da thunk?

Just going to have a quick look at early onset symptoms then give my doctor a call..

https://www.theguardian.com/society/...se-study-finds



Reminds of this wee chuckle.


Addiction is a horrible way to live
A good friend has just admitted that he has an uncontrollable Viagra habit......his wife is taking it very hard

[HenryDorsetCase]

Thats a win-win if ever there was one!

[Laava]

early onset symptoms

Is that a euphamism for morning wood?

[george formby]

Is that a euphamism for morning wood?

Isn't that a Beatles song?

[Laava]

Isn't that a Beatles song?

Oh? Oh, now it makes sense!

[Berries]

I bought some but by the time they started to work I had forgotten what my wife looked like.



Not allowed back in that particular shoe shop anymore

[pritch]

Viagra is also the latest anti COVID measure now that all the anti vaxxers are successfully dewormed having taken Ivermectin. Hard times ahead.

Those of a stronger disposition - and who haven't eaten asparagus lately - are reportedly drinking their own piss.

I'd rather submit to the jab thanks.

[george formby]

Must be time for a beer.

I've just had an awful vision of hospitals being inundated by covid cases and elderly Alzheimer's sufferers with raging stiffies.

As if the nurses don't have enough to deal with.

[husaberg]

Viagra is also the latest anti COVID measure now that all the anti vaxxers are successfully dewormed having taken Ivermectin. Hard times ahead.

Those of a stronger disposition - and who haven't eaten asparagus lately - are reportedly drinking their own piss.

I'd rather submit to the jab thanks.

I remember a episode of bear grills where its so dry etc pretty sure its the one where he drinks his own piss when they leave at the end hes on a cliff somewhere and flairs the helicopter and the camera in the second chopper pans and hes surrounded by mini ponds in the rocks.

[pritch]

I seem to remember a WW2 account of an escapee who drank his own pee. He filled a sock with dirt and used that as a filter. If memory serves he didn't repeat his experiment.
The word of the year 2020, "covidiots" about covers it. It's easier to get the jab.

[F5 Dave]

Yeah but God won't recognise you at the gates of heaven as your DNA has changed.

But he is getting on a bit.

Dopey old cunt.

[pete376403]

Apropos the viagra subject matter, did you read about the (USA naturally) couple who attempted overcoming erectile disfunction with construction expanding foam? They wont do that again...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle...N3VOGOXETGVKY/