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    best way to describe cibbys relation - "jailbait".
    You must be kiddin postie, can you not rember the flea jumping out of the bag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    best way to describe cibbys relation - "jailbait".

    Mmmm...jailbait.

    Fuck, you only have to convince the judge.

    "You see m'lud, she was wearing a very short skirt and drinking alcohol. I didn't feel the need to ask for ID until after the intital penetration when it started to squeak like a new pair of shoes...."

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    Time for a KB man whore thread i think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    best way to describe cibbys relation - "jailbait".
    You must be kiddin postie, can you not rember the flea jumping out of the bag?
    it didn't jump out, it was just there, i swear dude. must be from the cat (although she was flea treated just the other week) it probably came from the grass outside.... yeah thats it....
    Cibby play thing

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    Probably from Texmo, he was chatting up some skank on Saturday night.

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    ........err, sorry guys.

    I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
    I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. ..........
    Cibby play thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Probably from Texmo, he was chatting up some skank on Saturday night.
    Your mum aint a skank man

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    Oh yes she is!!

    Is there such a thing as a sexually transmitted ear infection per chance

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    Yes there is you have sex with them then they wont stfu....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Oh yes she is!!

    Is there such a thing as a sexually transmitted ear infection per chance
    Only if your Penis is small enough to fit in Posties ear
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Lets look at the facts, He owns a thou (straight from a 250), He this hes all that
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Probably lucky I didn't show my incredibly good looking face..... :eyepoke:
    and he mocks everybody almost as much as WINJA.... Maby he is making up for what he lacks....
    I on the other hand ride a scooter so I must have a huge cock.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
    I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. ..........
    Probably all the juice that Bug was squirting in it.

    I'm fine (apart from the whole "getting up to go to work" this morning). Thanks for a great day of biking (well, standing around watching Pyro go purple trying to kickstart a solid block of metal), beering, BBQ-ing and watching Cibby's top nearly fall off in the pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    ........err, sorry guys.

    I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
    I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. ..........
    hmm.. that would possibly explain my incredibly sore eyes today/headache etc ... could have been all bugs juice thou... could also have been to much alcohol and sleep deprivation.

    you will just have to throw us another party to make up for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    I on the other hand ride a scooter so I must have a huge cock.....
    having ridden texmo's scooter.. i can easily confirm that it is also incredibly gutless... haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by parsley
    and watching Cibby's top nearly fall off in the pool.
    Nah it wasnt falling down that was me un tying he bikini....

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