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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    Lets look at the facts, He owns a thou (straight from a 250), He this hes all that and he mocks everybody almost as much as WINJA.... Maby he is making up for what he lacks....
    I on the other hand ride a scooter so I must have a huge cock.....
    Now now Tex my little man!! You've seen me in action on the bike and in the pub. If you can't put your mouth where my money is then besy stay in your box, eh?

    And even if it is small, I've still got 100kg to push it in with. And a tongue like an anteater..

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    anteater

    n 1: toothless mammal of southern Africa and Asia having a body covered with horny scales and a long snout for feeding on ants and termites

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    anteater

    n 1: toothless mammal of southern Africa and Asia having a body covered with horny scales and a long snout for feeding on ants and termites
    Not scaly as far as I know, that's an armadilo aint it? But check out this tongue!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Now now Tex my little man!! You've seen me in action on the bike and in the pub. If you can't put your mouth where my money is then besy stay in your box, eh?

    And even if it is small, I've still got 100kg to push it in with. And a tongue like an anteater..
    From the anteaters mouth....."even if it is small"...........my heart bleeds custard for you honest

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Now now Tex my little man!! You've seen me in action on the bike and in the pub. If you can't put your mouth where my money is then besy stay in your box, eh?
    Nah they wont let me out, after I smashed a guys head on of the bag hooks you have in school its like a u shape with two screws in the flat part holding it against the wall and the two bar point upwards well I grabed his head and planted his eye firmly on one.... they say when I have setteled down.... :spudwave:

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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    Nah they wont let me out, after I smashed a guys head on of the bag hooks you have in school its like a u shape with two screws in the flat part holding it against the wall and the two bar point upwards well I grabed his head and planted his eye firmly on one.... they say when I have setteled down.... :spudwave:
    Have you been on the wacky baccy again bro?

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    Nah that was when I was 12, I also stabed a guy when I was 11 with a flick knife. I must admit the the craft knife in form 2 was the better for more than just crafts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    Nah that was when I was 12, I also stabed a guy when I was 11 with a flick knife. I must admit the the craft knife in form 2 was the better for more than just crafts....
    I hear getting laid is good for agression issues, worked for me, you should try it Tex! I'll show you how if you want

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I hear getting laid is good for agression issues, worked for me, you should try it Tex! I'll show you how if you want
    Yer well maby if I have sex I will stop tearing the lables of my beer bottles all the time ( they say its a sign of sexualy fustration ).
    Yer sure give us demo again, that would be really clevar you fuck-tarde...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    ........err, sorry guys.

    I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
    I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. ..........

    so i went to the Quack this morning, i said "i have an ear infection" she has a look in my ear, she says "you have an ear infection" "thats $45 please"....................... i should be a fucking GP, i could do that and only charge $40. I get to the chemist, she looks at the script, "it'll be ready in 10 minutes"..... its fuckin ear drops..... there righ there, why does that take 10 minutes......???
    Cibby play thing

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    cos she has to pee in a pot for you.. she might have just gone..

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