Discrimination

[DMNTD:Me]

Discrimination
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable
factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this,
a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is
it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because
you think us women are weak, dumb, cantankerous...or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because
our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to
being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and
don't pout when I yell at them."

[T.W.R]

ITS A HARD ROAD FINDING THE RIGHT WOMAN

[MSTRS:Me]

A stockbroker is busted for inside trading, convicted, and sent to prison. As he gets to his cell, his worst fear is there to greet him. His cellmate is a six-foot-five, three-hundred-pound man who says, "You want to be the husband or do you want to be the wife?" The stockbroker weighs the options. He figures it's better to give than to receive so he says, "I'll be the husband". The six-foot-five, three-hundred-pound sweaty man says, "Then why don't you be a good husband and suck your wife's dick...!!"