GETTING OLD

[T.W.R]

AS AGE COMES SO DOES FUN

[nadroj]

My days of love are over,
my torch of life is out,
what used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout.
Time was when of it’s own accord
would from my trousers spring,
but now I have a full time job
to find the bloody thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave.
From early in the morning,
it stood and watched me shave.
But as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang it’s withered head,
and watch me clean my shoes.

[nadroj]

Just thought I'd check.

[oldrider]

Darnnn it! Suppose it's safe to leave your girls with me then. John.