If your tyres go saggy you can buy some new ones.Originally Posted by MSTRS
If they go flat you can pump them up.
If you're going on the rough you can get knobbly ones.
The smoother they are, the faster they go.
Natural blonde
If your tyres go saggy you can buy some new ones.
If they go flat you can pump them up.
If you're going on the rough you can get knobbly ones.
The smoother they are, the faster they go.
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
L-Plate Rider
and she no doubt has a twin sister who she is keen on sharing for bedroom romps. They will fight over who gets too make you breakfast in the morning at the end of your marathon shag fest. Now its getting exciting.
Mines a lager shandy
Anti-SH1
all I need is 100$ and a bike, and I'm set dont worry about it there are more floaters in the dunny.
p.s the hundred dollars is for the whores while I am riding the bike, preferrably diseased asian ones, as they are best I hear... Bug?
L-Plate Rider
Just watch out for the asian bird flu
Mines a lager shandy
gee wizzz
she wanted me to give up racing
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
L-Plate Rider
So bin her and not the bike. Well done that man
Mines a lager shandy
Forum whore
It's odd how they do that. Racing's a crap load safer than riding on the road.
You know we're all behind you Frosty (mainly because we can;t stand the front on view, but that's another story.).
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Geriatric hippie
Sorry Frosty - I realise you are serious, but I can't resist...
Which bit were you seeing???
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
Kiwi gone Walkabout
You must have bedazzled her,now she's in luf and concerned for your welfare..i don't know the answer,perhaps you need to come up with a cunning plan to have both..
bikes
I hope you realise you have to get your own beer now
The contents of this post are my opinion and may not be subjected to any form of reality
It means I'm not an authority or a teacher, and may not have any experience so take things with a pinch of salt (a.k.a bullshit) rather than fact
Armature speller
Is that a new helmet boy?
gee wizzz
WHY Yes--you noticed
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
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That's hit the bullseye.You must have bedazzled her,now she's in luf and concerned for your welfare
Don't worry Tony - someone with your character will never be single for long
gee wizzz
me - ya mistake me for a good bloke.
WANTED--Good woman that likes rampaging sex 3 times a night.
must be able to cook and clean.
Must own a motorbike
Sent a clear picture--of the bike
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
Geriatric hoon
Reminds me of a country song where the guy's missus tells him if he goes fishing again she won't be there when he gets back.
The song's called "I'm gonna miss her".
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
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