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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Tits or tyres - will cost. But you can park up the tyres until you are ready, and they'll still be there.
    If your tyres go saggy you can buy some new ones.
    If they go flat you can pump them up.
    If you're going on the rough you can get knobbly ones.
    The smoother they are, the faster they go.
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    and she no doubt has a twin sister who she is keen on sharing for bedroom romps. They will fight over who gets too make you breakfast in the morning at the end of your marathon shag fest. Now its getting exciting.
    Mines a lager shandy

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    all I need is 100$ and a bike, and I'm set dont worry about it there are more floaters in the dunny.

    p.s the hundred dollars is for the whores while I am riding the bike, preferrably diseased asian ones, as they are best I hear... Bug?


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    all I need is 100$ and a bike, and I'm set dont worry about it there are more floaters in the dunny.

    p.s the hundred dollars is for the whores while I am riding the bike, preferrably diseased asian ones, as they are best I hear... Bug?

    Just watch out for the asian bird flu
    Mines a lager shandy

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    she wanted me to give up racing
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    she wanted me to give up racing

    So bin her and not the bike. Well done that man
    Mines a lager shandy

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    she wanted me to give up racing
    It's odd how they do that. Racing's a crap load safer than riding on the road.

    You know we're all behind you Frosty (mainly because we can;t stand the front on view, but that's another story.).
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    I was seeing a bit of a lady --but she decided to get all heavy on me.
    Sorry Frosty - I realise you are serious, but I can't resist...

    Which bit were you seeing???
    ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.

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    Frosty..James Frosty

    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    she wanted me to give up racing
    You must have bedazzled her,now she's in luf and concerned for your welfare ..i don't know the answer,perhaps you need to come up with a cunning plan to have both..

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    I hope you realise you have to get your own beer now
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    It means I'm not an authority or a teacher, and may not have any experience so take things with a pinch of salt (a.k.a bullshit) rather than fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl
    is that a new hat boy?
    Is that a new helmet boy?

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    WHY Yes--you noticed
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TLDV8
    You must have bedazzled her,now she's in luf and concerned for your welfare ..i don't know the answer,perhaps you need to come up with a cunning plan to have both..
    That's hit the bullseye.

    Don't worry Tony - someone with your character will never be single for long

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    me - ya mistake me for a good bloke.
    WANTED--Good woman that likes rampaging sex 3 times a night.
    must be able to cook and clean.
    Must own a motorbike
    Sent a clear picture--of the bike
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Sorry Frosty

    Reminds me of a country song where the guy's missus tells him if he goes fishing again she won't be there when he gets back.

    The song's called "I'm gonna miss her".
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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