How stink do I feel????

[WINJA]

You have a dog that does the vacuuming, had a bird that chased the dog doing the vacuuming, all this under a rusty roof? Oh man, I gotta see that.

BIATCH OR HO THEN, AND IT WAS AT MY OLD HOUSE WHICH HAD NON RUSTING TILES

[ajturbo]

one word...


wooops

[sels1]

All we can assume is that her bird flew a little too low and my dog snapped her up. .

Its an act of nature Cathy, shit happens. dont burden yourself unduly.

(in the freezer? reminds me of the one about the swearing parrot and the frozen chook....oops, not the right moment- tell you some other time!)

[Ms Piggy]

Just to clarify - it was my friend who discovered her bird being eaten by my dog at her home. I put it in the freezer so she can bury it when she gets back from holiday b/c I doubt she would have had time to grieve properly before she left.

Hey Tony - no bad luck with the boyfriend thats allllll goooooood.

[Pathos]

Animals are animals.

If you let a budgie out when there are predatory mammals in the building...yeah...you should check first.

I'm sure its in heaven with our rabbit that ran away.

[thealmightytaco]

I didn't laugh so much at the story, freezer bit lightened the mood for sure, but holy flaming shitballs WINJA got me again with this piece of magic...

BUY HER ANOTHER ONE , THERE ONLY $35. I HAD ONE CALLED TELLUS , HE WAS NAMED AFTER A VACUM CLEANER THAT HAD A SQUEEKY WHEEL ,HE WOULD CHASE ROUND THE VACUM AND TALK TO IT IMMITATING THE SQUEEK WHEN THE BITCH WAS DOING THE CLEANING

It works on so many levels, all lower, but there's so many of them.

But yeah, I lost canary's to diarrhoea and then a vacuum cleaner, then my cat to the back wheel of the van. Death is part of things.

[TonyB]

Hey Tony - no bad luck with the boyfriend thats allllll goooooood.

Good news! I must've missed that one. I was referring to the one who turned out to be .... Betrothed

[Ms Piggy]

Good news! I must've missed that one. I was referring to the one who turned out to be .... Betrothed

Oh yeah...I'd forgotten about him...hmmmmm, maybe you're right about the B thang, I may have to change Betty's name, cos she used to be the Bitchin' Mobile, another B! OMG!

[Beemer]

That's not good, whether it's a bird or a dog, people do get attached to their animals. My brother's cat got his budgie even though it was high up in a cage hanging on a hook - the cat took a flying leap and knocked the cage down and the door came open.

Offer to buy your friend a new bird - it won't be the same but if she gets a young one she can train it. But I'd keep the dog outside in future!

[myvice]

Get her a magpie, nasty little bastards can defend themselves and you can teach them to talk!
Sorry, laughed at the freezer bit too.