Started out

[F5 Dave]

Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story, .


Contine.

[sugilite:Me]

The rider was called Ron, but soon changed that to Rhonda.
Coincidentally was then seen browsing brochures of Hondas.....

[Dean]

And while browsing Hondas, he changed to Maxine.

I guess it all happened after he got the vaccine.

But Maxine learnt the lesson - passed down from his father.

If you want to be a winner - don’t vote for Kamala.

[Berries]

Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story.

Bad day at the Basin was it?

[F5 Dave]

What? Are you implying I'd waste time watching man children playing a game of ball?

No, on the deck sinking a few IPAs, tending the barbie and listening to an old band I'd kinda forgotten about. Hence the lyrics, but clearly I've missed, with the audience, sorry I don't know any Justin Bieber .

[TheDemonLord]

And while browsing Hondas, he changed to Maxine.

I guess it all happened after he got the vaccine.

But Maxine learnt the lesson - passed down from his father.

If you want to be a winner - don’t vote for Kamala.

And to that end, with the wind and the road,
She reaped the harvest that she sowed.

A life on two wheels, clad in leather,
Great at 100 kph, but sweaty in summer weather.

For mid-corner, her troubles faded to nought,
Knee down, throttle pinned - by the cops she never was caught.

When all was said and done, and the ride was done,
She cracked a cold one on the desk, and admired the setting sun.

[F5 Dave]

But have you heard about the Great Crusade?
We ran into millions, and nobody got paid
Yeah, we razed four corners of the globe
For the Holy Grail.

Kickha got it.

Makes you think of summer concerts and drinking in the sun . About to fire the bbq up again.

[BMWST?]

And to that end, with the wind and the road,
She reaped the harvest that she sowed.

A life on two wheels, clad in leather,
Great at 100 kph, but sweaty in summer weather.

For mid-corner, her troubles faded to nought,
Knee down, throttle pinned - by the cops she never was caught.

When all was said and done, and the ride was done,
She cracked a cold one on the desk, and admired the setting sun.

***Desk?***

[F5 Dave]

Actually, if you want to research a bit of history, the Crusades are a great place start. Plenty of podcasts and history sites..
I won't spoil it too much, but the pope (well one of them, but that's another story) asks the Knights to go help protect the Byzantine empire from evil invading muslin hordes God be with you.

First thing that happened was the great unwashed whipped into religious fervour got their MobOn and set off to do God's work. And the first thing they did was of course try to kill all the Jews (Gods chosen people) in Europe. The horrified local priests tried hiding local Jews in their Christian churches. So the mob burns the churches to get to those pesky Jews. Sorry? What were we doing again?

Oh that's right.

Anyway several tours to the Holy land largely end up with the Crusaders committing atrocities but largely getting their arse handed to them.

Thus proving any notion that the God they thought was on their side simultaneously either doesn't exist, or hates them and his chosen people.

Let's go home and try propaganda this into a glorious victory.

[TheDemonLord]

***Desk?***

Oops type - should have read Deck...

But fuck it - I work in IT, Desk it is.

[Berries]

Actually, if you want to research a bit of history, the Crusades are a great place start. Plenty of podcasts and history sites..
I won't spoil it too much, but the pope (well one of them, but that's another story) asks the Knights to go help protect the Byzantine empire from evil invading muslin hordes God be with you.

First thing that happened was the great unwashed whipped into religious fervour got their MobOn and set off to do God's work. And the first thing they did was of course try to kill all the Jews (Gods chosen people) in Europe. The horrified local priests tried hiding local Jews in their Christian churches. So the mob burns the churches to get to those pesky Jews. Sorry? What were we doing again?

Oh that's right.

Anyway several tours to the Holy land largely end up with the Crusaders committing atrocities but largely getting their arse handed to them.

Thus proving any notion that the God they thought was on their side simultaneously either doesn't exist, or hates them and his chosen people.

Let's go home and try propaganda this into a glorious victory.

I have been giving you the benefit of the doubt but for fucks sake, that doesn't rhyme anywhere.

You had historical sites and crusading knights and you never even tried.

[F5 Dave]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Berries again."

[Laava]

Whats he got? Not a lot!

[Dean]

And to that end, with the wind and the road,
She reaped the harvest that she sowed.

A life on two wheels, clad in leather,
Great at 100 kph, but sweaty in summer weather.

For mid-corner, her troubles faded to nought,
Knee down, throttle pinned - by the cops she never was caught.

When all was said and done, and the ride was done,
She cracked a cold one on the desk, and admired the setting sun.

Be still my beating heart…

[F5 Dave]

Woke up this morning
From the strangest dream
I was in the biggest army
The world has ever seen
We were marching as one
On the road to the holy grail
Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story, when you
Spend your lifetime trying to get
Your hands on the Holy Grail
But have you heard about the Great Crusade?
We ran into millions, and nobody got paid
Yeah, we razed four corners of the globe
For the Holy Grail
All the locals scattered
They were hiding in the snow
We were so far from home
So how were we to know
There'd be nothing left to plunder
When we stumbled on the Holy Grail?
We were foolish beings
But we were dying like flies
And those big black birds
They were circling in the sky
And you know what they say, yeah
Nobody deserves to die
Oh I
I've been searching for an easy way
To escape the cold light of day
I've been high, and I've been low
But I've got nowhere else to go
There's nowhere else to go
I followed orders
God knows where I'd be
But I woke up alone
All my wounds were clean
I'm still here
I'm still a fool for the Holy Grail
Oh yeah
I'm a fool for the Holy Grail