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  1. 25th October 2005, 15:58 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    ladies - step right up, give me your opinions on what YOU think makes the 10/10 butt.

    Tanned, toned, hair free...

    your thoughts... ?
    On a guy or a gal? I ask because "Tanned, toned, hair free...". How many woman have a gorilla butt?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    LOL - I just wish he had let me down gently, is all . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie
    On a guy or a gal? I ask because "Tanned, toned, hair free...". How many woman have a gorilla butt?????
    On a guy... (glad you picked it up - not many did...)

    That's why the first word of the whole post is "ladies..."

    I am asking the ladies...

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    If you're talking about what ladies find attractive regarding men's butts, then definitely not hairy ones! Fat ones are out too (most men would say the same about women's), and they have to have a nice shape. I hate flat bums on men - the sort that look like a squashed hot cross bun!

    Not that I am one to skite, but my husband has a particularly nice bum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    If you're talking about what ladies find attractive regarding men's butts, then definitely not hairy ones! Fat ones are out too (most men would say the same about women's), and they have to have a nice shape. I hate flat bums on men - the sort that look like a squashed hot cross bun!
    Nice Beemer - with you on that! I'm not a fan of hairy backs and bums. Tanned isnt important but ya cant help but chuckle when there is a pair of bronzed legs supporting a glowing white arse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie
    Nice Beemer - with you on that! I'm not a fan of hairy backs and bums. Tanned isnt important but ya cant help but chuckle when there is a pair of bronzed legs supporting a glowing white arse!
    Phew - I'm sweet then, my legs are just as white as my arse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie
    Nice Beemer - with you on that! I'm not a fan of hairy backs and bums. Tanned isnt important but ya cant help but chuckle when there is a pair of bronzed legs supporting a glowing white arse!
    I shave my ass, is that cool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I shave my ass, is that cool?
    That is not a mental picture I needed
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Phew - I'm sweet then, my legs are just as white as my arse!
    Congrats - so you match in colour! But is your arse as hairy as your legs???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    I vote Kylie for best arse . . .
    Ever see that "Agent Provocateur" ad she did for the cinema?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    ladies - step right up, give me your opinions on what YOU think makes the 10/10 butt.

    Tanned, toned, hair free...

    your thoughts... ?

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