Pillion ride wanted

[Riff Raff]

I would like to know what it's like to be a pillion on a large bike. Preferably one that can do wheelies and powerslides, and one that has a big throbbing engine. I'd prefer to have a female rider (no offence guys),

Hey Marty, no worries. I'll borrow a mates GSXR1000 and we'll go for a hoon. I've never taken a pillion, but shouldn't be a problem. Oh and I dreamed the other night that I was a stunt rider, so I should be able to do some mint wheelies, stoppies and jumping through flaming hoops.

However, before we make arrangements to do this, I'd like some photographic evidence that you are indeed male, and not some buxom chick masquarading as a bloke!

[marty]

Hey Marty, no worries. I'll borrow a mates GSXR1000 and we'll go for a hoon. I've never taken a pillion, but shouldn't be a problem. Oh and I dreamed the other night that I was a stunt rider, so I should be able to do some mint wheelies, stoppies and jumping through flaming hoops.

However, before we make arrangements to do this, I'd like some photographic evidence that you are indeed male, and not some buxom chick masquarading as a bloke!

Oh I'm ALL male alright!! You wouldn't be disappointed!!!

[WINJA]

I CAN SCARE YOU

[Riff Raff]

Oh I'm ALL male alright!! You wouldn't be disappointed!!!

Nevertheless, for this to be done right, we will need a pic of you on a KBers bike as evidence of your lack of upper body buoyancy prior to you being allowed to pillion.

[White trash]

I CAN SCARE YOU

YOU SCARE ME!

[Storm]

Holy shit! I never thought I'd see the day
Trashy gets scared :O
Whats wrong mate, auckland life got to ya?

[marty]

i've got plenty of upper-body-bouyancy!. well, actually, it's more middle-body-bouyancy really. will that do?

[Qkchk:Me]

I could offer you a ride on a quality machine - I have excellent pillion experience (my pillions fall asleep but not from my speed..)

............. but I think Custard would disaprove of this.........

Just ask him about being a pillion behind me, done some distance on the RF900 and the GSXR and 'Busa. I got sick of it and made him get a license

[WINJA]

i've got plenty of upper-body-bouyancy!. well, actually, it's more middle-body-bouyancy really. will that do?

IF YOUR TLAKING BOUT ME , ILL JUST HIT THE CORNERS HARD AND DO SOME STOPPIES , IVE ALREADY MADE A 30 YO MALE PILLION CRY THEN GO INTO SHOCK AND I DIDNT EVEN CRASH

[N4CR]

IF YOUR TLAKING BOUT ME , ILL JUST HIT THE CORNERS HARD AND DO SOME STOPPIES , IVE ALREADY MADE A 30 YO MALE PILLION CRY THEN GO INTO SHOCK AND I DIDNT EVEN CRASH

YOU MUST BE A REALLY SHIT RIDER THEN.

I DO REVERSE STOPPIES AND THEN BARREL ROLL THE BIKE INTO CORNERS, AND USE THE EXHAUST GASSES TO PROPELL THE BIKE AND CORRECT THE INVERTED VERTICAL DRIFT.

PEOPLE NEED TO STRAP ONTO MY RICE ROCKET.

[WINJA]

YOU MUST BE A REALLY SHIT RIDER THEN.

I DO REVERSE STOPPIES AND THEN BARREL ROLL THE BIKE INTO CORNERS, AND USE THE EXHAUST GASSES TO PROPELL THE BIKE AND CORRECT THE INVERTED VERTICAL DRIFT.THEN I SUCK OFF JOHN

PEOPLE NEED TO STRAP ONTO MY RICE ROCKET.

YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT

[N4CR]

YOU TALK AS MUCH SHIT AS ME

HAHA LOOK WHO'S TALKING. THE MAN OF MYSTERY.

ANY GOATS PAINTED YOUR ROOF YET?

Get the fuck back on topic. Can I be a pillion on your bike and shit my pants pleeassse? John and I want to meet you and verify your existance some time.

[marty]

funny WINJA - i'd always picked you as a guy. if i wanted to ride like a maniac, well i would!

[Riff Raff]

So what kind of tea does everyone like?

[marty]

So what kind of tea does everyone like?

well i had a chai latte at the Tongue and Groove (Raglan) the other day - flew over, beautiful day - actually, it was monday. flew in real low over the town and low over all the cars at the end of the strip. afterwards thought i could have got a bottle thru the window if someone wanted to be an idiot.

anyway, the latte. and carrot cake. yum.