Fuckin funny shit, unless you're the victim!

[jrandom]

oooh, oooh, I reckon I done caught Teh Feeshy out, etc, etc, heaven forbid I stop to think that even *that* 'slipup' could have been a pisstake...

sigh

you really need to keep up at the back there, old chap.

[Biff]

Imagine he wasn't face up, but face down, and his head was the other way around, down where his arse was, with the exhaust pipe resting on/in his arse, instead of his face. He may have been explomoded.

[SARGE]

Galbraiths, this Friday, 6pm. Sarge is welcome to come along and clean you up in the men's room afterwards, if he likes.

i dont like being in the men's room with Dover... he looks at me funny and it kinda creeps me out a bit..

[N4CR]

sigh

you really need to keep up at the back there, old chap.

BULLSHIT YOU ARE JUST PAYING PEOPLE OFF TO KEEP WITH THE JOKE. YOUR MANNERISM IS THE SAME AS SKID ANYWAY.

I DON'T LIKE YOU ON THE FORUMS BUT I HOPE YOU ARE NICER IN PERSON IF YOU ARE INDEED NOT MR SKID.

edit: And now you say it could be a pisstake. Great cover up...

I usually don't play the sceptic but in this case I have all right to do so.

[Patrick]

Poor bugger...didn't he have a tent???

[SARGE]

Galbraiths, this Friday, 6pm. Sarge is welcome to come along and clean you up in the men's room afterwards, if he likes.

i got $20 on the Fish ( only cuz he's probably some 2 metre silverback gorilla in real life..)

[The_Dover]

You haven't even got $20 fat boy!

[SARGE]

You haven't even got $20 fat boy!

i will after Fish kicks your ass

[The_Dover]

i will after Fish kicks your ass

I tell you what Tubby, I'll give Fish 20 bucks for a good gum job after I've taught the bitch some manners and she can donate it to your Jenny Craig fund out of the kindness of her frozen heart?

How does that sound?

[SARGE]

I tell you what Tubby, I'll give Fish 20 bucks for a good gum job after I've taught the bitch some manners and she can donate it to your Jenny Craig fund out of the kindness of her frozen heart?

How does that sound?

im down to 101.6..


remind me what you weigh again?


Kharma baby... kharma


just so ya know ..Fish sent me a picture....

[The_Dover]

im down to 101.6..


remind me what you weigh again?


Kharma baby... kharma


just so ya know ..Fish sent me a picture....

Whadya do? Take a shit?

Me, I'm about 96kg at the moment but I've got a good three inches on you and it's all in the right place mate.

Plus, I can play 80 minutes with the bro's without having a heart attack. An energatic wank would probably kill you.

Lucky you don't get laid really eh?

[Bartman10]

A similar thing happend to me once.

I was sleeping away in a tent at a camping ground and a drunk bastard ran over my mate and I, in a HQ holden.

His wheel was on half on my chest and he sat there and reved his car while the tent filed with exhaust fumes.

I couldn't get out because the wheel was on my chest and sleeping bag. I yelled and hollered and eventually he moved forward. If he'd come back another 10 cm I would have been a statistic. I ran out to ask him what the fuck was going but he was a big gansta guy and was looking pretty threating and he was pissed, so I backed down. When he drove off he crashed into a picnic table and then into a house bus.

I was only about 16 and didn't have the sense to call the cops, which I should have done of course. The camp owner ended up paying for a new tent after a fair bit of harrassment. Every time I sleep in a tent now I still think about it. It was scary shit.

[Sniper]

Fucken hell. Seems like most threads are great for warring between Fish, Dover and Sarge....

[The_Dover]

Yeah, sorry guys. Maybe we should have a thread called "The Dover, Fish and Fat Man show..."

It's probably a bit tedious for some but it just goes to show that we clearly have too much time on our hands and should be fuckin working!!

[texmo]

Arent you up for evaluation soon dover?