Fuckin funny shit, unless you're the victim!

[bugjuice]

You can try, but chances are I wont be sleeping anywhere that you are likely to wanna repark your bike when you're pissed!

I was not suggesting that the poor fuckers injuries were hilarious, merely the ridiculous circumstances in which they occured. Being parked on by a pissed guy in a camp ground???? Come on??

well, yeah, that is kinda funny.. ish.. kinda

[The_Dover]

You've just gotta think a little deeper than man burns face for gods sake!

Where exactly was he sleeping? How could he not wake up? How pissed was he? Were they mates? Are they still mates? oh the dimensions........

Next cunt to mention my mum and meet me in the flesh will lose teeth by the way.

[Storm]

WRT - Thats the funniest thing I've heard in weeks- thanks for that

[jrandom]

Next cunt to mention my mum and meet me in the flesh will lose teeth by the way.

you lost her in a tragic pissed-and-passed-out-in-a-campground incident, eh? all this stuff getting on your nerves a bit? and that's the reason why you use humour as a defense mechanism to protect your emotional stability?

fark, mate, solid-gold psychoanalysis this is, I should charge for it.

[The_Dover]

you lost her in a tragic pissed-and-passed-out-in-a-campground incident, eh? all this stuff getting on your nerves a bit? and that's the reason why you use humour as a defense mechanism to protect your emotional stability?

fark, mate, solid-gold psychoanalysis this is, I should charge for it.

Yeah, you're pretty good.

If only!

[jrandom]

Yeah, you're pretty good.

I swing a mean stiletto heelstomp, too.

so I done mentioned your mum already, when do we meet for the teeth-knocking?

[The_Dover]

I swing a mean stiletto heelstomp, too.

so I done mentioned your mum already, when do we meet for the teeth-knocking?

Name a time and place.

[jrandom]

Name a time and place.

Galbraiths, this Friday, 6pm. Sarge is welcome to come along and clean you up in the men's room afterwards, if he likes.

[The_Dover]

See you there.

[jrandom]

See you there.

I'll look out for someone drinking warm beer and wearing a brightly-coloured one-piece with shiny knee sliders, then.

[The_Dover]

Yeah, that'll be me. And you? What am I looking out for?

[jrandom]

And you? What am I looking out for?

I'll the hottest chick in the place, of course. duh. I might be sitting with some other folks, depending on what's up that evening, so just walk up to me and say 'Hi, Fishy'.

[The_Dover]

Going on what we know about each other I think you'll find it easier to walk up to me.

[N4CR]

I'll the hottest chick in the place, of course. duh. I might be sitting with some other folks, depending on what's up that evening, so just walk up to me and say 'Hi, Fishy'.

Don't you mean the ugliest guy in the place AKA MR SKID?

WHOOPS MABEY NOT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR SLIPUP BEFORE.

Pretty obvious with the usual caustic skid-type remarks all the time, and then the only person to have met you being yourself aka skiddles.

[SuperDave]

Was the victim lying in black rubbish bags or something? How would the driver not have seen him, I mean a person is pretty big and I would assume that driving over a person has a characteristic feeling. Oh well, both are pretty stupid.