Pillion ride wanted

[marty]

As I have 2 of my own large phallic symbols parked in my gargre, and knowing what it's like to ride them from the front, I would like to know what it's like to be a pillion on a large bike. Preferably one that can do wheelies and powerslides, and one that has a big throbbing engine. I'd prefer to have a female rider (no offence guys), but they'd have to accept that sometimes I just might not be able to tuck right in close, what with my enormous bulge (from the leathers scrunching up - you understand!!!! LOL!!!).

Any takers? - I promise you'll have a great time, and I'll only want to pay for gas with $$

Marty

[bugjuice]

good luck with that.. if you were young and female, we'd be on the 9th page by now...

I'd offer, but a) I really ain't female, despite my wishes to become lesbian, b) my bike is far from a large bike, and c) 2 peeps upsets its awesome ride characteristics..

else i'd offer..

[DemonWolf]

Unfortunately.. the missus can't ride at the moment. So thats us out.

Any luck selling your TL??

Hell.. she hasn't even been on the back of my (...er ... hmmm our!) bike yet.. getting there though...

[marty]

Unfortunately.. the missus can't ride at the moment. So thats us out.

Any luck selling your TL??

Hell.. she hasn't even been on the back of my (...er ... hmmm our!) bike yet.. getting there though...

1. bugger
2. nup
3. they get a bit light in the front when there's someone on the back...

[marty]

good luck with that.. if you were young and female, we'd be on the 9th page by now...

I'd offer, but a) I really ain't female, despite my wishes to become lesbian, b) my bike is far from a large bike, and c) 2 peeps upsets its awesome ride characteristics..

else i'd offer..

well i was hoping to be at LEAST onto pg 3...
i accept your apologies

[Lou Girardin]

This is tragic Marty.
A/ You're not Zandalee
B/ You're a man

Try sitting on the pillion seat and stretch to the bars. You'll get the general idea.

[Keystone19]

Well I'd love to take a nice big hunky guy as a pillion...

Trouble is I can't find a willing victim - I've never taken a pillion before...

[Cibby]

As I have 2 of my own large phallic symbols parked in my gargre, and knowing what it's like to ride them from the front, I would like to know what it's like to be a pillion on a large bike. Preferably one that can do wheelies and powerslides, and one that has a big throbbing engine. I'd prefer to have a female rider (no offence guys), but they'd have to accept that sometimes I just might not be able to tuck right in close, what with my enormous bulge (from the leathers scrunching up - you understand!!!! LOL!!!).

Any takers? - I promise you'll have a great time, and I'll only want to pay for gas with $$

Marty

i'll take you for a ride, i'm a good rider.. or so the guys tell me...

only as long as i get to sign a waver for all liabilty regarding side mirrors...

[bugjuice]

Well I'd love to take a nice big hunky guy as a pillion...

Trouble is I can't find a willing victim - I've never taken a pillion before...

may be your use of the term 'victim' could be slightly off putting..??
a bonus that you're medically trained tho

[Keystone19]

may be your use of the term 'victim' could be slightly off putting..??
a bonus that you're medically trained tho

Are you volunteering Buggy...?

[bugjuice]

Are you volunteering Buggy...?

I don't want to be another one of your victims..

[Cibby]

I don't want to be another one of your victims..

oh oh oh i do.. you can take me for a ride jill.

although i am not 18 and male so i may not be in your "ideal pillion" catigory..

[Keystone19]

oh oh oh i do.. you can take me for a ride jill.

although i am not 18 and male so i may not be in your "ideal pillion" catigory..

Babe, as much as I love ya, no, you don't quite fit into my 'ideal pillion' scenario...

However, perhaps you would make an ideal victim...

[Cibby]

Babe, as much as I love ya, no, you don't quite fit into my 'ideal pillion' scenario...

However, perhaps you would make an ideal victim...

[bugjuice]

Babe, as much as I love ya, no, you don't quite fit into my 'ideal pillion' scenario...

However, perhaps you would make an ideal victim...

love? how about some rides off the bike then? Don't mind helping out..