remembered...it was good ol' "Cinderella"! won't catch me humming along to anything Ronan keating-ish while i'm out ridin'!
remembered...it was good ol' "Cinderella"! won't catch me humming along to anything Ronan keating-ish while i'm out ridin'!
Originally Posted by crashe
It seems to me that the alleged womans "ability to multitask" is in fact an excuse to start 10 different things, finish maybe one of them and leave the rest in a mess all over the house. Sheesh!!!
When my wife and kids go away, which is approx 10-12 weeks a year, the place does not get in the same mess in the first place. I used to hate being alone but these days I love the peace and quiet (and having all the bed to myself)
And I can go riding when ever I want![]()
I'm one of the worlds best riders. I can wheelie, I can stoppie, I can stunt, hell I can get my shoulder down. I could keep up with Rossie if I wanted to race.
Then I go from bed to bike and somehow it all turns to crap.
Geez - you're brave. I take it your wife doesn't have access to this thread then?Originally Posted by PZR
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Personaly I'd rather do one job well, than several jobs badly. (-:Originally Posted by crashe
Chin up Geoff. Fart, swear, watch porn, eat pizza, drink beer and get your mates around to talk bollox in the evenings. That's what batchelorhood is all about. Alledgedly.
And don't forget to send your good lady a text message while she's on the airplane, simply saying, "Brace yourself".
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Man you're lucky, my wife goes off, admittedly for only about 10 days, but leaves the kids with me!! So there's no peace and quiet, and I have to clean up after the kids etc, and go to work!!Originally Posted by PZR
Actually, not that bad really, it's fun taking the kids out by myself, and I can spoil them too!! All down to attitude really...
It is nice to have the place to yourself for a while but it's always fantastic to see your partner again. Without trying to sound like a sensitive new age biker (ugh...), we've been married for 33 years, still very much in love, best mates and do heaps together. The kids are scattered across the Globe and it's bloody fantastic doing things that just suit the 2 of us.
One of the greatest pleasures is to get back home from doing stuff together to find a voice mail message from one of our kids demanding to know where we are. Boot's on the other foot now!![]()
That's foreplay isn't it?Originally Posted by Biff
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
Nope, that's "You awake hon?"
So look around you...the computer you use...the house, plumbing, electricity, cars,bikes, roads, bulidings, planes pretty much Everything is invented and maintained by MEN. Remember that.Originally Posted by crashe
Multi tasking? - To invent and create you need to be focused.
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Originally Posted by sels1
And lets not forget the biblical implecations.
God created MAN in his own imagine... therefore God must be a man
Also...
Adam came first.![]()
Knife and fork.Originally Posted by sels1
Bread and butter.
Cup and saucer.
Bacon and eggs.
Women and men.
Obvious really. They need each other for the totally different qualities each possess. Viva la difference !
Personally, I would hate to live in a world without the opposite sex in it.
Imagine, all those lovely big fast motorcycles and no men in black leathers to ride them.................
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Everything is always okay in the end.
If it's not, then it's not The End.
Brings back a quote from a very wise person in 3rd Rock from the Sun
Harry Solomon: Women. You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere.
So I was taught.Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
These days though foreplay consists of me rolling over, snoring, and my good lady saying, "oh, I guess you've finished".
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
At least you probably haven't fallen asleep in the middle of ummm ... y'know.
It was many years ago in the UK when I had been working 16 hour shifts on a consultancy project and my wife was pleased to see me home for a weekend. Some use I was![]()
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