I just got this sent to me at work, had to share it.
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and
emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where
the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round
the back, but still can't see it.
So he knocks on the door.
There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke
answers...
"Harro", says the happy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman
smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's
your wheely bin?"
"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having wank"
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