Fuckin funny shit, unless you're the victim!

[The_Dover]

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[Sniper]

Lol, farken hell.

[limbimtimwim]

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I've been a little scared of that sort of thing happening in a camping ground.

[bugjuice]

I ain't the victim, and it ain't really makin me larf.. cringe a little.. ouch..

[jrandom]

obvious lesson number one: don't pass out in the open after dark on a holiday weekend at the Kai Iwi campground.

that dude was obviously a first-time camper at the place.

[The_Dover]

I ain't the victim, and it ain't really makin me larf.. cringe a little.. ouch..

Maybe you had more therapy than me? I'm still a little sick ...only a little though.

[WRT]

Yeah, I'm inclinded to agree with buggy . . .

[The_Dover]

You poor sensitive soft cocks! I was pissing myself at my desk at the stupidity of both parties, fuck.

And here's me thinking you needed a sense of humour to ride a Kawasaki......

[Cibby]

You poor sensitive soft cocks! I was pissing myself at my desk at the stupidity of both parties, fuck.

yes but your an insensitive bastard....

that is very much cringe material.....

[The_Dover]

yes but your an insensitive bastard....

that is very much cringe material.....

Now you know that's not true. I'm very sensitive. In the right places

[jrandom]

your a... bastard

oh I dunno, but then you'd need to find his mum if you wanted the answer to *that* question, wouldn't you.

[bugjuice]

You poor sensitive soft cocks! I was pissing myself at my desk at the stupidity of both parties, fuck.

And here's me thinking you needed a sense of humour to ride a Kawasaki......

lol.. k, that made me laugh..

So can I burn your face on my pipe, and we can laugh at that? JSG has a funny story to tell us about something like that last weekend..

[The_Dover]

lol.. k, that made me laugh..

So can I burn your face on my pipe, and we can laugh at that? JSG has a funny story to tell us about something like that last weekend..

You can try, but chances are I wont be sleeping anywhere that you are likely to wanna repark your bike when you're pissed!

I was not suggesting that the poor fuckers injuries were hilarious, merely the ridiculous circumstances in which they occured. Being parked on by a pissed guy in a camp ground???? Come on??

[WRT]

A guy in a ski-mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the
f*cking safe!", he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" she replies, "We don't have any money. This is
a sperm bank". "Don't argue, open the f*cking safe or I'll blow your head off". She obliges and once she's opened the safe door, the guy says " Take
out one of the bottles and drink it". "But its full of sperm!" she replies
nervously. " Don't argue. Just drink it!" he says. She pulls the cap off
and gulps it down. "Take another bottle and drink it too", he demands. She
takes out another one and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the
ski-mask and to the girls amazement it's her boyfriend.

"Not that f*cking difficult is it?"

[Colapop]

oh I dunno, but then you'd need to find his mum if you wanted the answer to *that* question, wouldn't you.

Not the mum comment - he's sensitive there too....

Campground Stories;
Kinda makes ya think about all the times you were pissed and can't remember what happened....