Removing stains from leathers??

[M1CRO:Me]

Are you absolutely sure its semen?..
You might have pissed yourself (or worse)... I recommend you see a doctor and dont hop on the back of anyones machine EVER!

[Cibby]

Can you people please stop hijacking my thread? Go talk about the pub some place else, like in the pub.

Sheeesh, I don't know some people are just plain rude.

you sound like you need a beer.. shall we go to the pub?

[jrandom]

you sound like you need a beer.. shall we go to the pub?

oooh, beer.

can I come?

(not in the Dover-in-leathers sense, of course)

[The_Dover]

Come on guys, this isn't fair. I'm gonna throw my toys soon, I might even stop using the internet all together and move to a cave in the Tora Bora. I hear they have a few vacancies these days.

[Cibby]

what, you're leaving already?

head starts are cheating!

i wouldnt dream of it.. leaving work at 5 ish.. traffic.. there by 5:30.... all good.

[jrandom]

leaving work at 5 ish.. traffic..

traffic?

what is this 'traffic'?

have you not yet become one with the Tao of Filtering?

[Beemer]

Sheeesh, I don't know some people are just plain rude.

And how rude is coming in your own pants? Huh?

[jrandom]

And how rude is coming in your own pants? Huh?

well, it beats coming in someone else's, particularly uninvited.

[Korea]

burn them and burn them now

..whilst still in them!

[judgeshock]

I guess you would have a good root that night? cumming once first

The stain will only start to smell after a good hot day in the saddle, just dont expect a bj from the missus at the end of your ride.

[Cibby]

traffic?

what is this 'traffic'?

have you not yet become one with the Tao of Filtering?

yeah.. up until a week ago i was not confident. however thanks to dover. that has changed and i can break wing mirrors with the best of them.

I was talking about the red traffic lights..

[The_Dover]

See, I'm not all bad. I teach bikers how to piss of cagers and fuck their cars.

[ManDownUnder]

What's the best thing for removing semen stains from leather? I had such a good time riding last night that I came in my leathers. I don't wear underwear under them, I just love the feeling, and now I have a sticky mess that I can't get out.

Any ideas folks? All you older bikers must have had a similar experience?

A good question Dover - and one I've had a few issues with myself.

Just the other night I was heading home from the Kaukop pub (following a lovely taillight waving seductively about in the wind) and I felt myself go all funny at the knees - next thing I know I was ... very nearly in that same situation you describe.

If you take it blow by blow (figuratively cibby - calm down now)... you can get through your ordeal and make a clean breast of it (unlike the infamous Mr Clinton debacle).

First - keep it wet. If it dries you have a salty patch that's a bugger to shift with anything short of dry cleaning. Keep it wet, hose it out, but give it time to thin out. You'll find it all congeals up to start with - don;t touch it at that point - it's just going to smear.

When it's nice and fluid - try to keep it in a "pool" in your leathers if you can - remove it with something like a sponge, rag or empty syrnge (for you druggies and diabetics out there in KB land).

With the little bit thats left, find a handy canine to lick it clean. You can do it yourself of course but you'd need previous snowballing experience to have the required knack and tastse (I have heard it is an acquired thing)

After that wash wash WASH the garment and hang out to dry.

Coat the crotch area with waterproofing so next time you have less "soakage" and you'll be fine.

Or do what I do and wear absorbant daks. They're cheap enough and come in really handy for those corners you don't think you'll survive (and promptly shit yourself).

Hope this helps
MDU

[The_Dover]

Fuck me. A true expert, a gentleman and a legend.

[ManDownUnder]

And how rude is coming in your own pants? Huh?

Don't think of it as rude - more of a rite of passage...

Like the first time you kiss someone, or shit yourself after finding the fuse on your "home made device" was too short.