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  1. 28th October 2005, 14:30 #1
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    Removing stains from leathers??

    What's the best thing for removing semen stains from leather? I had such a good time riding last night that I came in my leathers. I don't wear underwear under them, I just love the feeling, and now I have a sticky mess that I can't get out.

    Any ideas folks? All you older bikers must have had a similar experience?
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    Thumbs down

    Sorry but that is just so gross to be posting that on this site...

    Please try to remember that there are young kids (13 and 14 years old on this site.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTOXXX
    burn them and burn them now
    Eliminate your seed Dover...
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    V4! VFR800s sound like some sort of alien rocket-ship coming to probe all of our women and destroy our cities
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Sorry but that is just so gross to be posting that on this site...

    Please try to remember that there are young kids (13 and 14 years old on this site.)
    I'm 15.

    Considering that we have the all important "omg puberty" lessons or whatever in FORM ONE, I'm sure that those wouldn't mind.

    In fact, I'm sure they'd find it positivley (I can't spell!) hilarious, being 13-14 of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    What's the best thing for removing semen stains from leather? I had such a good time riding last night that I came in my leathers. I don't wear underwear under them, I just love the feeling, and now I have a sticky mess that I can't get out.

    Any ideas folks? All you older bikers must have had a similar experience?
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    WAAAAAYYYYY too much information - have you thought about seeing a doctor who specialises in erectile disfunction as you obviously suffer from premature ejaculation. And what's with the not wearing undies? Were your leathers new when you got them? If not, did you ever consider the fact the previous owner may have gone commando too? Ugh!
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  8. 28th October 2005, 14:43 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    If not, did you ever consider the fact the previous owner may have gone commando too?
    ah, but what if it was a girl?
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    i head that tooth paste was good....

    or... a drink at the pub.

    however that might just lead to more stains..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    ah, but what if it was a girl?
    Fish! Stop that at once ! Dover has enough of a problem already...
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    V4! VFR800s sound like some sort of alien rocket-ship coming to probe all of our women and destroy our cities
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    or... a drink at the pub.
    you're really into this 'drinking at the pub' concept, aren't you?

    we'll have to do something about that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    you're really into this 'drinking at the pub' concept, aren't you?

    we'll have to do something about that...
    i'm working a theme here fish...


    On that note.. to the pub!
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  14. 28th October 2005, 14:58 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    On that note.. to the pub!
    what, you're leaving already?

    head starts are cheating!
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    Can you people please stop hijacking my thread? Go talk about the pub some place else, like in the pub.

    Sheeesh, I don't know some people are just plain rude.
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