Removing stains from leathers??

[SARGE]

Blood stains, shit stains and semen stains now mate.........In fact I think I'll just burn them like some good chap suggested!

glad you're ok ya bastard

[Lou Girardin]

Blood stains, shit stains and semen stains now mate.........In fact I think I'll just burn them like some good chap suggested!

Are you sure some of that slippery stuff didn't run down your leg and onto the rear tyre causing your bin?
The insurance claim will be a classic.

[inlinefour]

A good question Dover - and one I've had a few issues with myself.

Just the other night I was heading home from the Kaukop pub (following a lovely taillight waving seductively about in the wind) and I felt myself go all funny at the knees - next thing I know I was ... very nearly in that same situation you describe.

If you take it blow by blow (figuratively cibby - calm down now)... you can get through your ordeal and make a clean breast of it (unlike the infamous Mr Clinton debacle).

First - keep it wet. If it dries you have a salty patch that's a bugger to shift with anything short of dry cleaning. Keep it wet, hose it out, but give it time to thin out. You'll find it all congeals up to start with - don;t touch it at that point - it's just going to smear.

When it's nice and fluid - try to keep it in a "pool" in your leathers if you can - remove it with something like a sponge, rag or empty syrnge (for you druggies and diabetics out there in KB land).

This whole thread has to be a piss take, rather funny one if you ask me.
With the little bit thats left, find a handy canine to lick it clean. You can do it yourself of course but you'd need previous snowballing experience to have the required knack and tastse (I have heard it is an acquired thing)

After that wash wash WASH the garment and hang out to dry.

Coat the crotch area with waterproofing so next time you have less "soakage" and you'll be fine.

Or do what I do and wear absorbant daks. They're cheap enough and come in really handy for those corners you don't think you'll survive (and promptly shit yourself).

Hope this helps
MDU

Good laugh, cheers for the PT