Ed zachery Disease

[rfc85]

I'm pissed off re the bitch bradford thread so hope I can humour someone else with this-
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her , so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known chinise therapist, Dr Chang.
On entering the examination room, Dr Chang said
"OK, take off all your crose"
The woman did as she was told.
"Now get down an craw reery reery fass to odder side of room"
Again the woman did as she was told.
"OK now craw reery reery fass back to me"
As she did DR Chang shook his head slowly. "Yuor probrem vewy bad you haf Ed Zachery Disease, wors case I ever see, das why you neber haf dates or sex"
The woman is shocked "Oh my god Dr -what is Ed Zachary disease?"
Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied "Your face look Ed Zachary like your ass"

[SixPackBack]

vely gud!

[curious george]

velly velly gud!!

[placidfemme]

lmao... poor chick... gives new meaning to "butt ugly"

[Sniper]

Heard it before but it still brings a chuckle

[YamaHead]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told. Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.

Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary
disease?"

Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, Ed Zachary disease is when your
face look Edd Zachary like your arse".