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    Come backs to pick up lines, Girls

    Well, lets see, who has the best come back to guys pick up lines when we're out biking? Im sure it will all depend on what they are riding (or worse, not riding). Come on gurls, Im sure there are some really intelligent quote to be posted here. looking forward to seeing where this thread goes.....
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    Well I can only point you to one that was directed at me once.

    I was a bit drunk and went up to a lady in the bar and said I like your bike (cant remeber what it was) can I buy you drink. The responce was what makes you think after having that between my legs I would like half a cc for dessert.

    I of course walked away
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    Well I can only point you to one that was directed at me once.

    I was a bit drunk and went up to a lady in the bar and said I like your bike (cant remeber what it was) can I buy you drink. The responce was what makes you think after having that between my legs I would like half a cc for dessert.

    I of course walked away
    Ahahaha, oh man. That lady was sharp.
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    Ohhh, that's harsh. No need to drown your sorrows though as they were already floating in alcohol.
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    I think you needed a beer to put those flames out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    I think you needed a beer to put those flames out

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    wot? no mention of:
    M: "Goose, I think she's lost it man"
    G: "I HATE it when she does that"
    ...or summat
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    Quote Originally Posted by NhuanH
    wot? no mention of:
    M: "Goose, I think she's lost it man"
    G: "I HATE it when she does that"
    ...or summat
    oh it's gone....
    I think she needs it back lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duc-Gurl
    Well, lets see, who has the best come back to guys pick up lines when we're out biking? Im sure it will all depend on what they are riding (or worse, not riding). Come on gurls, Im sure there are some really intelligent quote to be posted here. looking forward to seeing where this thread goes.....
    haha, I was out the other day on my bike, cant remember if I was at the petrol station or somewhere else.... Anyway the guy behind the counter was a pubescent snotty nosed maybe 17 year old boy. Anyway I went up to the counter and the guy says, "can you ride" I said yes, I rode here didn't I? He continued his smart comments (cant remember what exactly...) then he said something along the lines of "chicks that ride bikes are sexy" (while doing this ----> ) So I said, "damn its a shame your not"!...

    Yes I feel mean thinking about it now and im not ususally mean, but at the time I didn't know what else to do/say!
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    you could of said 'let me take you for a ride' lol
    but guys get worried when i say that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    then he said something along the lines of "chicks that ride bikes are sexy" (while doing this ----> ) So I said, "damn its a shame your not"!...

    Yes I feel mean thinking about it now and im not ususally mean, but at the time I didn't know what else to do/say!
    Hahaha! Don't feel mean...pretty good freaking response

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    The responce was what makes you think after having that between my legs I would like half a cc for dessert.
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    Mine was .... Can I buy you a beer .... anyway we're married now ... Still waiting for the come back. Should I be worried ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooch
    Mine was .... Can I buy you a beer .... anyway we're married now ... Still waiting for the come back. Should I be worried ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooch
    Mine was .... Can I buy you a beer .... anyway we're married now ... Still waiting for the come back. Should I be worried ?
    Depends on how long you've been married, but yea, Id be worried.
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