Originally Posted by
Marmoot
What?
No posters to hijack the lightbulb thread and turn it into a porn discussion?
This guy picked up a really fat chick at the pub and went back to her place for a root. They were just getting down to it when he asked if she would mind if he turned off the light. Oh, OK, she said, are you a little shy. No, he said, its burning my arse.
The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, .... but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,... shouting "man, what a ride"!!!
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