How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Kornholio]

Yes this is a repost but it was 5 yrs ago so bleh

Farkin funny tho, almost should be put in Rant n Rave



How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Genie]

Don't you have a job?

[Grubber]

How come you always seem to looking at the same shit i do? Your just everywhere you are!

[Maha]

I know of one the just stands still because the rest of the world revolves around him...I mean her, or do I?....

[Genie]

How come you always seem to looking at the same shit i do? Your just everywhere you are!

I'm just wondering if you're either stalking me because I'm so cute or we just have the same taste in stuff........

[Genie]

and P.S.


I'm just one little member and I changed four lightbulbs the other day and fitted a new light fitting in the ceiling....does that make me "special"?

[MSTRS:Me]

Yep. You're special. Need something?

[Genie]

awwwwww shucks

[Ronin]

You missed:

1 to take it international.

[Hitcher]

You omitted to mention the four that slag off the Moderators for moving the thread and the two that liken such behaviour to Nazi Germany.

I'm sure we've done this before...

[Grubber]

I'm just wondering if you're either stalking me because I'm so cute or we just have the same taste in stuff........

I'll go with the "your so cute' just to see ya smile, but in reality i think we have the same taste, so it would seem anyway.
walks away scratching head...is this a good thing.

[cowpoos]

Yes this is a repost but it was 5 yrs ago so bleh

Farkin funny tho, almost should be put in Rant n Rave



How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Your a fruit bar!!!

[Kornholio]

You missed:

1 to take it international.

You omitted to mention the four that slag off the Moderators for moving the thread and the two that liken such behaviour to Nazi Germany.

I'm sure we've done this before...

+ the 2 to take it further

Your a fruit bar!!!

Why thank you madam, i'll take that into consideration

[The Singing Chef]

So this is where i ask how to change my lightbulb?

[FJRider]

Question: How many Social Workers does it take to change a lightbulb ...

Answer: Only ONE ... but the lightbulb must WANT to change ...