How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1,331
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames
156 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to another forum
203 to demand that cross posting to other threads about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the forumthat they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
48 to propose new change.lite.bulb category
47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb category
143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb
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