How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[MSTRS:Me]

The correct answer is 0.
If you are a committed forum user, lights are not important...

[Coldrider]

plus 1 psychiatrist, the light bulb has to want to be changed.

[Usarka]

Plus all the forum nazis to tell you that you've got it wrong baahahahaha

(thereby invoking godwins law)

[Livvy]

This should be in Jokes and Humour though.

Nice one otherwise though...

[YellowDog]

OK, I'll have a go at the shrink bit:

"Now you have been changed Mr Lightbulb, how does that make you feel?"

[avgas]

1 to announce that a forum is no place for this type of conversation.
47 to post cat pictures.
1 to move to PD.

[HDTboy]

Repost!!!!!

Original post

[Sellout]

How many KiwiBiker members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb would have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
“lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

[nodrog:Me]

How many KiwiBiker members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb would have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
“lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

...“Me too”

[Subike]

All can be summed up with----------

Argueing on an online is like the special olympics.
Whether you win or lose, you're still retarded.

[avgas]

dejavu? or is it just me man???

[nodrog:Me]

dejavu? or is it just me man???

we are deja voodoo, we rock more than you do

[Sellout]

oops.

[scorpious]

Well since every other bloody Kbiker has posted/quoted this then I think ill join in lol



How many KiwiBiker members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb would have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
“lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.




now can someone please come up with something different lol

[raftn]

what was this about again?