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  1. 31st October 2005, 21:05 #1
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    I know it's taking the mickey....

    But White Trash's thread titled, "Crashes on Rides" made me think "Dances with Wolves", and then I thought it would be cool to come up with American Indian names for everyone.

    You know like we could call Indy, "Whinges Impotently".

    But who would wear the epithet: "Crashes on Rides" most appropriately?

    Who do you reckon, and how about some more Amerindian handles for other people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    But White Trash's thread titled, "Crashes on Rides" made me think "Dances with Wolves", and then I thought it would be cool to come up with American Indian names for everyone.

    You know like we could call Indy, "Whinges Impotently".

    But who would wear the epithet: "Crashes on Rides" most appropriately?

    Who do you reckon, and how about some more Amerindian handles for other people?
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    Sounds like a plan to me. I'm far too tired to come up with any myself though.
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  4. 31st October 2005, 21:20 #4
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    amen to that. Where are the creative literary souls like hitcher or jrandom when you need them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milky
    amen to that. Where are the creative literary souls like hitcher or jrandom when you need them?
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    From what I know of him, it will be the cleaning of the kitchen Tell him to get his posterior into this thread. He *might* even enjoy it...
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