T.I.T.S

[Sniper]

need a wash - that sort of thing

Cause of that, I still reckon we should reserve the right to turn away mingers unsuitable subjects....

[ManDownUnder]

Cause of that, I still reckon we should reserve the right to turn away mingers unsuitable subjects....

Yup - that's a right granted by the little known branch of OSH... (W)OSH

[SixPackBack]

Thanks SPB. Could we get badges or things?

Of course Employee Sniper, the following is provided:
Suitable clothing incorporating the T.I.T.S logo
K.Y warming gel
Razor
Hand cream
Digital camera
Plastic identification card incorporating digitally enhanced self photo
pediatric pack
CD player complete with soothing music

An intensive training session will also be provided, culminating in a 'hands on' exam.

[judgeshock]

look i will happily run the more risky muff diving training if required. It will be difficult but someone has to do the dirty work.

[Marmoot]

P.S This service is not available for men!

was gonna call you up for my neighbour 80 year old grandpa, but apparently you don't do this thing. But I think his 82 year old wife needs a check up anyway.

[SixPackBack]

was gonna call you up for my neighbour 80 year old grandpa, but apparently you don't do this thing. But I think his 82 year old wife needs a check up anyway.

Excellent our first customer, Falling within the central Auckland area I will be delighted to hand employee Buggy his first job

[bugjuice]

i need training on younger models first..

[ManDownUnder]

was gonna call you up for my neighbour 80 year old grandpa, but apparently you don't do this thing. But I think his 82 year old wife needs a check up anyway.

BUGGY - YOUR TURF BUD!

[Marmoot]

she doesn't want buggy. He has a reputation of...err....rather cold hands

Actually, she wants to speak to the manager.....errr, massager......whatever.....

[Sniper]

Im too far out sorry.

Thanks you Boss SPB, I look forward to recieving a package in the mail containing the start up goodies. I can also travell to the monthly meetings if needs be.

[SixPackBack]

A wise choice, my soothing hands have gained a reputation beyond compare, inform your neighbour i will be glad to knead her spaniel ears for any identifiable faults

[ManDownUnder]

A wise choice, my soothing hands have gained a reputation beyond compare, inform your neighbour i will be glad to knead her spaniel ears for any identifiable faults

Spaniel ears????

classic... like it...

[jazbug5]

Guys?

None of you have had any sex for a while, have you? Or at least, not with anything with only the two breasts, I suspect.

However, if you're serious about the health exam thing, in the interests of equality I think all prosepective male staff should line up for a prostate exam.
*snaps on the big rubber gloves*

(None of you wee jessies wants the vaseline, do you? No, thought not...)

[SixPackBack]

Guys?

None of you have had any sex for a while, have you? Or at least, not with anything with only the two breasts, I suspect.

However, if you're serious about the health exam thing, in the interests of equality I think all prosepective male staff should line up for a prostate exam.
*snaps on the big rubber gloves*

(None of you wee jessies wants the vaseline, do you? No, thought not...)

What a kind offer, you never struck me as the caring type Jazbug5

[PZR]

Oh I am tho disappointed that you big bad bikies do not do ........males..... .......as well, I wath weally looking forward to having thom bith of mine examined

About that vaseline you mentioned Jazbug you devil you?????