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    She's cooking with gas

    A woman rented a Citroen C4 in Budapest.
    She drove from Budapest to Pécs.
    Approximately 220km.
    In 1st gear.
    She thought it was automatic.
    Attached the insurance photo's of the engine and the bonnet.
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    fuk.. didn't the clutch and 1st give it away?
    must have been the slowest longest 220kms she's ever done.. stupid woman..

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    Holy crap, how the hell do you mistake a manual for an auto?
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    hey - on the bright side - she's proven she can cook...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    hey - on the bright side - she's proven she can cook...
    hardly.. she burnt it..

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    She frikkin'fried it!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magua
    Holy crap, how the hell do you mistake a manual for an auto?
    Often done - had a woman bring in her car for a tune up because it was stalling,but she brought it back a couple more times because it was still stalling....the impression I got was that I was a pretty hopeless mechanic and I better bloody well fix it or she was never coming back and would tell all her friends about us,typical customer response.The last time I asked her if she would take me around the block and show me how it stalled,because it certainly wouldn't for me! She throttled off in 1st,put the brake on,then the car just lurched and stalled - ''See!,it does that every time!'' When I explained that she had to use the clutch to stop she snapped - ''It never did that before!''

    If they had of used real metal instead of plastic in that car it would of gone twice the distance!
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