Ozzy returns bike

[Colapop]

No its much more than a fan club. Its a religion. Ozzy is in fact one of my gods. If I pray really hard he will come smite you Im sure.....

HE will bite their heads off - on stage!

[Lou Girardin]

HE will bite their heads off - on stage!

Or perhaps gum them off.

[chris]

and he is still standing. Like Johnny Cash (RIP)

?? Got me there

[Motu]

Shit - I was doing the drugs sex and rock n roll bit when Black Sabbath were at the top of their game,we'd play Paranoid for a bit of fun - what a joke,they were fucking idiots.

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he 'live or dead?
Has he thoughts with in his head?
We'll just pass him there,
Why should we even care?

Wow,play it backwards eh.....do you think Ozzy had a crystal ball? He was a cretin back then,then it was all downhill.....

[HenryDorsetCase]

Shit - I was doing the drugs sex and rock n roll bit when Black Sabbath were at the top of their game,we'd play Paranoid for a bit of fun - what a joke,they were fucking idiots.

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he 'live or dead?
Has he thoughts with in his head?
We'll just pass him there,
Why should we even care?

Wow,play it backwards eh.....do you think Ozzy had a crystal ball? He was a cretin back then,then it was all downhill.....

I dont want to get into an argument about music (I like what I like, you like what you like, thats great)....

Arent the Bay City Rollers dreamy though?? those flares!

[Silage]

No its much more than a fan club. Its a religion. Ozzy is in fact one of my gods. If I pray really hard he will come smite you Im sure.

Well at least he would be easy to dodge. Can just see this Ozzie-aimed lightning bolt moving at an unbelievably slow speed fizzling out at the spot the target had removed themselves from hours previously.

Now the ^Real thing, that is something to watch out for...

[TonyB]

I have watched maybe three of the Ozbornes programs and as luck would have it I saw the bike he was given. It was a custom made chopper with a hot S&S (I think) engine. Had a tank shaped like a cross. Was a hell of piece of work. I don't think he would have survived more than a few minutes if he tried to ride it...

[parsley]

Ozzy returns bike

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was referring to his daughter.

[Bob]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was referring to his daughter.

If we're talking Kelly, who would take her?

I understand Aimee is a very different kettle of fish...

[Lias]

If we're talking Kelly, who would take her? .

I dunno.. I'd root her from behind just to say I blew my load up ozzies daughter

[WRT]

Ok all you old rockers, give this a go then . . . rename to .xls and see how you get on.

I'll give you a head start, both Black Sabbath and The Bay City Rollers are in there . . .

Edit: Should I have started this as a new thread? If one of the mods wanna shift it that would be great - cheers!