got the funniest mail today

[marty]

Hello
My name is Katya.
And it was pleasant for me to see you on the Internet. You have interested me. Can you do to me small attention? Let me to set some questions for you.
Do you want to be not lonely all your stayed life?
Do you want to get acquainted with the interesting and beautiful girl?
Do you want to have the good friend?
Do you want to be happy?
Can you answer my message?
If on all my questions you have the answer - YES I wait for your answer. Who knows? May be we shall find something the common in us. Only a secret look here (my mail): sergkat-at-Gmail-dot-com
Hey! It is time to strike up an acquaintance with the foreign girl. I from Russia. And I have the big desire to see you again. May be my message will give you an entertainment and fun!!! Answer me, I shall be kind with you.
Ekaterina.



i think i might try the g-mail address

[heavenly.talker]

Hello
My name is Katya.
And it was pleasant for me to see you on the Internet. You have interested me. Can you do to me small attention? Let me to set some questions for you.
Do you want to be not lonely all your stayed life?
Do you want to get acquainted with the interesting and beautiful girl?
Do you want to have the good friend?
Do you want to be happy?
Can you answer my message?
If on all my questions you have the answer - YES I wait for your answer. Who knows? May be we shall find something the common in us. Only a secret look here (my mail): sergkat-at-Gmail-dot-com
Hey! It is time to strike up an acquaintance with the foreign girl. I from Russia. And I have the big desire to see you again. May be my message will give you an entertainment and fun!!! Answer me, I shall be kind with you.
Ekaterina.



i think i might try the g-mail address

Hey I wanted to keep that just between us...now the whole kiwi biker knows! OFFER IS NOW OFF!

[marty]

dang - another opportunity goes begging...

[T.W.R]

do a virus scan!

[DMNTD:Me]

do a virus scan!

....agreed!! ASAP and I hope ya didn't open any attachments or ya won't be loving her longtime

[inlinefour]

Hello
My name is Katya.
And it was pleasant for me to see you on the Internet. You have interested me. Can you do to me small attention? Let me to set some questions for you.
Do you want to be not lonely all your stayed life?
Do you want to get acquainted with the interesting and beautiful girl?
Do you want to have the good friend?
Do you want to be happy?
Can you answer my message?
If on all my questions you have the answer - YES I wait for your answer. Who knows? May be we shall find something the common in us. Only a secret look here (my mail): sergkat-at-Gmail-dot-com
Hey! It is time to strike up an acquaintance with the foreign girl. I from Russia. And I have the big desire to see you again. May be my message will give you an entertainment and fun!!! Answer me, I shall be kind with you.
Ekaterina.



i think i might try the g-mail address

Turns out it is likely an American hoax in a attempt to get money out of the unsuspecting. If anyone wants a gmail invite I've got pleanty to give away.

[Gremlin]

These sort of emails are for getting a response, striking up a line of communication. No offense, but normally the older lonely guys are suckered into it, time and time again.

One on Fair Go a while ago. They became "friends". She wanted to leave and come to NZ to live with him blah blah... then all of a sudden there was a problem. She needed money to leave the country *insert sob story of corrupt officials or something*

Oh, then another problem and so on, normally asking for 10-20 grand at a time.

The guy just about went bankrupt, and she never pitched. duh

[avgas]

did it have the topic:
"MaKe youR PEN is excsTEnd MaNy MORESO"

[Sniper]

do a virus scan!

If its a standard text email then there is no need. If you want to open up an attachment then start to worry.

[marty]

standard txt only. no attachment. have virus scanned anyway.

[MSTRS:Me]

standard txt only. no attachment. have virus scanned anyway.

Then what are you waiting for?? What's her sister like??

[Sniper]

Then what are you waiting for?? What's her sister like??

I call her if she is blonde and DD!

[Sniper]

I get the Nigerian 319..... Have a play with this guy. I have had a few good conversations with him.

FROM: MR JONATHAN MASIN
EMAIL: jmasin@webmail.co.za
FAX: +27 837 697 560
TEL: +27 839 820 957

Dear Sir,

I am aware that this letter will come to you as somewhat of a surprise, but I apologize to you if I have encroached in your privacy.

My name is Mr. Jonathan Masin (from Harare, Zimbabwe) and I got your address through the Bloemfontein refuge camp information centre. I am the first son of late Dr Joel Masin, a farmer and business man who died in September 2003 as a result of the land dispute in my country, Zimbabwe.

My father used to be a very good friend of Mr. Robert Mugabe until the government introduced the land use decree which enforced the seizure of all white owned farms. Due to my fathers, and other eminent persons opposition to the land use act which was well pronounced all over the world, even up to date, Mr. Mugabe became my fathers worst enemy, he seized his farm and imprisoned him for a long time.
After the legal institution of my country found my father not guilty and he was released, Mr. Mugabe used his powers as the president and plotted the assassination of my father in his farm. He was burnt to ashes and his remain were thrown into the bore hole in his farm.

We discovered this and wrote several petitions against the government. Knowing that this petition has reached a very heated stage, Mr Mugabe decided to eliminate my entire family. My sister and brother were kidnapped from their school and until today, they have not been found. I ran to South Africa with my sick mother and two other younger ones and came to this refugee camp, where we have been since December 2003.

Why I am writing you are that, when my father was alive, he took me to South Africa and we visited a security company where he lodged a consignment which he informed me was loaded with the sum of US$20,500,000 (TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS). This money was
gotten from the sale of several of his farm machinery in combination with that of a few of his white friends whose family could not finally make it out of Zimbabwe (they were all killed secretly).They had to sell off their machinery to avoid seizure and also to ensure that they do not loose all they acquired in life.

My request here is to seek your assistance to retrieve this consignment from the security company. As a refugee, I can do nothing about it and to lay claim to it will be a big problem for my family, since Mr. Mugabe is still in power. We have contacted a financial adviser who has agreed to process the necessary legal documents to assist you claim this consignment as your own. The security company does not know the contents as it was deposited by my father as diplomatic valuables.

Our intention is to ensure that this money gets into a bank and as refugees we cannot operate bank accounts. We shall offer you 20% of the total amount for all your efforts and there is no single risk what so ever involved. If you are willing and kind enough to assist us, please contact us on above email, fax number. The fax number is a direct one and we use it personally through the financial adviser.

I hope seriously that you consider this as ways to assist us get out of the mess we are in. Thank you as i wait for
your urgent reply.

Regards


Jonathan Masin

[Swoop]

Does her father own a brewery??

I have turned down around 3/4 of a Billion dollars this year from people who "just wanted me to hold their funds" while they .................. (enter various reasons here) - for a small comission of course.
Oh, I also won several lotteries in multiple countries!!! Dang - wish my bank account reflected this

[T.W.R]

If its a standard text email then there is no need. If you want to open up an attachment then start to worry.

if there is an attachment & you scan it a virus can still get in E.G: Loader B virus or Loader D virus

if the e-mail arrived & was down-loaded while your on-line theres still spyware that can be amongst the composition of the e-mail whethers theres attachments or not