Who here is an ILF

[bugjuice]

Scenario... you go to a mates place and his georgous sister comes round to drop something off for him wearing some tight wee number thats makes you have to greet her from the comfort of your chair while your partner in crime stands down... isn't that a SILF?

I must ask... Is there a rule between blokes with their sisters being off limits or is anything fair game?

ahhh..... gotcha..
nope, it's a 50/50 thing there, between you and your mate. At the end of the day, you have to think who you'd back, come to the crunch, and it's not always the best place to be.
And if it's something like Winja's sister, then you could be mistaken to be a third party...

Are you often in the SILF league then?

What if it's just a hot chick, but has no siblings? They couldn't be a SILF then..

What about TILF..?? now that I could really go for..

[Smorg]

Mate that aint work safe, I kust got busted by the boss, and he was not impressed!!!

Fuck me was not expecting that lucky the boss wasnt around..........thanks for the warning Charlie

[Charlie]

What if it's just a hot chick, but has no siblings? They couldn't be a SILF then..

OCILTF = Only child

What about TILF..?? now that I could really go for..

A what? Teacher?

[ManDownUnder]

Scenario... you go to a mates place and his georgous sister comes round to drop something off for him wearing some tight wee number thats makes you have to greet her from the comfort of your chair while your partner in crime stands down... isn't that a SILF?

I must ask... Is there a rule between blokes with their sisters being off limits or is anything fair game?

Sisters are on/off limits as the guys agree on it. It comes up in conversation pretty bloody fast and the rules get set.

If you go for her and piss your mate off... expect long term problems though. She hates you, she tells him why, and gets him even more pissed off at you than he was for bagging his sister.

Not good.

[ManDownUnder]

OCILTF = Only child


A what? Teacher?

Ta WINS!!!

[bugjuice]

OCILTF = Only child

doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

A what? Teacher?

nope.. it ain't a profession..

[Charlie]

Ta WINS!!!

Have I missed something?

[bugjuice]

Ta WINS!!!

a man after my own heart.. and ego..

congrats on the 3k too, best post to do it with..

[ManDownUnder]

a man after my own heart.. and ego..

congrats on the 3k too, best post to do it with..

glad you noticed - (coz I didn't LOL)

And yeah - what a way to go *swoon*

[ManDownUnder]

Have I missed something?

TILF = Twins I'd Love to...

and na - nothing missing... except that filf party you need me to help with...

[SlowHand]

Yes, SILF is sister. someone elses. ILF wise - anything goes unless its a GILF - nooooooooo

[ktulu]

www.milfhunter.com is fairly comprehensive on this issue.

Fuck, some days around this time of the year when I have to drive down tamiki drive I really start to think that I just may be the milf hunter... *sigh* oh the life....

[Charlie]

TILF = Twins I'd Love to...

and na - nothing missing... except that filf party you need me to help with...

Oh gotcha! Silly me.

FILF party? Fathers & blokes tickle your fancy huh MDU?

Oh no no, your signing up for the spunky dad's club? PHOTOS 1st!

[Keystone19]

please note the word WAS

Team MILF hasn't been out racing for a little while...
after Keystone's little off on the track.

Is the team still up and operating as a race team.
Cos we need to know when they are racing so that we can go out and support them.

Team MILF is alive and well and just... ahem... getting a handle on our new bikes...one half of the team will be at Puke next Friday.

And just for the record, I didn't have an off, I was just in close proximity to one (see exhibit A). The correct term for the action associated with dropping one's bike and sprinting to the rescue is 'doing a Keystone' (see exhibit B).

[Devil]

The correct term for the action associated with dropping one's bike and sprinting to the rescue is 'doing a Keystone' (see exhibit B).

Dont you mean someone elses bike?

*Chortle*