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    IT'S ALRIGHT - NOTHING HAPPENED HERE

    That's right! Nothing happened today. I didn't get threatened, I didn't get a speeding/passing/dangerous/etc ticket, I didn't get warned for anything (except for driving the Mini too fast - and NOT by the 5-0 either), I didn't fall off my bike, no-one close to me got called names, I didn't 'lose' a camshaft, nor did i put a hole in the side of my cylinder wall.

    Should I be worried? Am i just a squid? Is my bike really as large as my penis, or should I look at a Rocket?

    This is a call for help from all you knowledgeable types out there.

    PLEASE.

    please....

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    I detect a hint of sarcasm in your voice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    That's right! Nothing happened today. I didn't get threatened, I didn't get a speeding/passing/dangerous/etc ticket, I didn't get warned for anything (except for driving the Mini too fast - and NOT by the 5-0 either), I didn't fall off my bike, no-one close to me got called names, I didn't 'lose' a camshaft, nor did i put a hole in the side of my cylinder wall.

    Should I be worried? Am i just a squid? Is my bike really as large as my penis, or should I look at a Rocket?

    This is a call for help from all you knowledgeable types out there.

    PLEASE.

    please....

    Bloody hell. Nothing to moan about. Life must be boring. But then that's the kind of life I like.


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    Why you smart bastard!!

    People problems are real man! Should we just let the random PMers get away with murder?

    You'd do well to change your tone young man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    People problems are real man!
    Remember, a problem shared is a problem doubled.
    Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Why you smart bastard!!

    People problems are real man! Should we just let the random PMers get away with murder?

    You'd do well to change your tone young man.
    well, yesterday was a different matter though. i got red rep from honda/inlinefour, he thought i would have grown up by now. it's ok though, i bashed my head against the wall until it bled, just to remind me how stupid i can be sometimes.

    thanks i/l-4. you have such a great way of making people see the error of their ways. you're a shining light in a valley of darkness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parsley
    Remember, a problem shared is a problem doubled.
    and we cant forget the always popular "A friend in need is a pain in the arse"
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronos
    and we cant forget the always popular "A friend in need is a pain in the arse"
    Depends what kind of needs your friend has.
    Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)

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